PJO oneshots

I might have failed but I had fun

7.10.2024

Nobody's POV:

Today Percy was supposed to relax all day, he didn't have any quests, Grover was doing work, Annabeth was training. Everybody was doing their own thing so like the best and smartest person he is, he decided to annoy Y/N even though Y/N said, and i qoute.

'If you come up to me today i will shove a tree so far up your arse you're gonna feel the last nights dinner'

But he was too Percy to care so he walked through the camp, nobody paid much attention to him as he then set his goal to make Y/N yell at him for being the most annoying human being on earth. Which will probaby work with just a couple of words.

Percy's POV:

''I have looked everywhere! Where is that bastard??"
I asked myself as i skipped over some arrows left on the path by an Apollo kid, geez this year has been messy...

"Y/N where are you!!"
I called out before noticing that one of the Cabin door's was open, nobody was in their Cabin's so who could-
Y/N.

"Aha!"
I smugly smirked to myself as i quickly made my way towards the Cabin's, the door swung open and i walked in with the most evil smirk in the existance of earth and God's.

Y/N was sitting on the bottom bunk bed and whipped his head up as he heard the door probaby get broken, he seemed surprised and confused but that expression quickly changed into one of annoyance.

"Get out Percy."
He scowled, he wanted to relax, not get annoyed to death by the damn pipe boy!

Percy opened the door wide and walked towards Y/N who was backing into the corner of the bed, he grabbed the blanket Y/N was sitting on and yanked it forward, pulling Y/N along too.

"Heeyyy~"
Percy said with his usual goofy smile before grabbing Y/N by the arm and pulling him forward, he almost landed down on the floor but Percy quickly caught him and threw him over his shoulders before then turning around and slowly making his way towards the open door while Y/N kicked with all his might.

"DAMNIT PERCY!!"
Y/N yelled in irritation as Percy closed the door, he grabbed onto the doorway and tried to keep his grip tight on it, Percy managed to push forward making him loosen grip on it.
"PERSEUS"

He kicked in anger as Percy just hummed a song to himself and walked around the camp before getting to the lake, he stood at the lake while still holding Y/N on his shoulders, he gave up and just waited for the perfect moment to smack Percy. Percy got into the water and it reached his knees.

"Perfect!" Percy said as he dropped Y/N into the water.
"You didn't drink water all day"

"GAH-"
Y/N yelped as he fell into the water, he moved out of the water and stared At Percy with a tired and irritated expression. With a swift move he grabbed Percy by the leg and yanked him into the water aswell.

"N-" Percy screamed in surprise and fell into the water, he swam up and immeditely grabbed Y/N.

"I was supposed to be the one annoying you nutcase!" He said while wrapping his arms around Y/N's torso to drag him deeper into the water.

"ST- PERCY STOP I SWEAR TO THE RIVER STYX" Y/N tried splashing water onto his face to make him loosen up his grip but then he rememebered that Percy was the son of the god damn sea so he resorted to kicking Percy.

''No- Y/N-" Percy tried to keep a hold of him for a while he kept on trying to swim away.

"PERCY LET ME GO" Y/N yelled, Percy was about to tease him but suddenly felt him BITE his god damn arm.

"YEOUCH" He let go and Y/N swam to the shore, damn bastard. He thought as he watched Y/N get out and run away, back to his cabin.

"I'll get him-"

He ended up failing to get Y/N, he got kicked in the nuts and cried for the rest of the night in his cabin, The next morning Y/N gave him a hug and a punch to the shoulder before walking away.

......

Worth it.