Chapter One: making an account name and picking a profile picture

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If you wanna be a loser then you have to make the cheesiest most un-popular name or ship that everyone hates or has never heard of. Your username doesn't truly matter but when you go into settings and write your name, then make it the worst possible. If you want it to be really bad then push the limits and make it just simply horrible.
Examples:
-Nincompoop
-Bob the builderXBrittany spears
-Shakirasux66666666666devilness
-I'm a loser.com
-666
-Foxica (sorry for dem shippers of that I hate It personally)
-FNAF
-Yurick (#my name)
-the science guy (#my username)
-Rin kagamine (#my old name but it's not that bad I'm sure you could find a really great rin account)
-shipcannonyaoi (Titanic: the ship has sunk)
-I hate life and haters
-Taylor swift
-Miley Cyrus
-The dress lover (#worst name of all)
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Profile pictures:
If you believe you are a horrible artist then this is your time to shine!!! 😎
If your great at art then this might be hard for you to accomplish.
With your name all typed up you should probably get a profile picture and background picture to match it. For example, if your name on Wattpad is Taylor swift then draw a horrible picture of Taylor swift. Put that as your background picture then your profile picture should be of "The Dress". Then everyone will definitely hate you 👍🏻

Next Chapter we will be focusing on who to follow and not to follow.
Please follow me and please comment if this is not a successful guide. Also you should put this at the end of your story to make sure not to get any comments at all. That will come up again in chapter 3

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