mean girls |enha bxb

𝟐. 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 (𝐩𝐭.𝟏)

(Slightly edited‼️‼️)

It's now the second day of school. I couldn't bring up the fact that I don't want to go to school anymore to my parents. I decided I'll just try to push forward.

I got out of bed and chose my outfit. Something cute and simple. After i finish getting ready, I walked out of the house and onto the bus I went off to prison. Maybe me and that baddie from math can talk today. Haha! Yeah right. In my dreams. At least I know his name now. His name is Lee heeseung. What a gorgeous name for a gorgeous person.

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I walked into my homeroom and took a seat in the middle row. As I was waiting for the teacher, the two males next to me started to talk.

"Hey is this your natural hair color?" One of the boys asked me. "Ahh no. I bleached it." I politely answered back with a smile. "It's beautiful," just than he pulls me head next to his and started talking to the other boy with him, "see this is the color I want."

The male began to speak up. "That's han. He's almost too gay to function." Someone began to pass by before they could say their name.

"What's your wig made of seungmin?"

"Your mom chest hair! If you couldn't tell I'm seungmin." I smiled at him. He seemed nice. Then I suddenly remembered something.

"Hey do you guys know where room G157 is?" The two shared a look. "Oh i think that's in the back building." Han started. "Oh yeah it's in the back building. We can take you there." Seungmin smiled. See I knew they were nice. I just to get through this class.

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I left the class room and walked through the hall. "OUT IF THE WAY FRESH MEAT COMING THROUGH!" Im assuming I was the "fresh meat" Han was talking about but it's understandable.

We walk outside and we are met with an open field. I was a bit confused. "Hey I thought we were going to the back building." Han started the sentence, "we are," "it burned down in 1987." Seungmin finished.

"Wont we get in trouble?"

"Why would we do that? We're your friends." I was worried I was going to get in trouble but Seungmin called us friend and I knew I couldn't pass that up. I wonder what I missed in my first day of health class.

*In health class with coach suh*

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"Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't do it in the missionary position, don't do it standing up... j-just don't do it okay. Okay now take some condoms."

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*Back with jake, seungmin, and han*

"Oh my god look a Riki Nishimura's gym clothes." Han spoke up while looking at pe walk onto the field. "Of course all the plastics have pe together." I was confused. Who is that. "Who are the plastics?"

"The plastics are like teen royalty. If northshore was vogue, they would be on the cover of ever issue."

Seungmin then introduced each one to me. "That tall one over there," he said while pointing to a talk slim male with black hair, "that is Riki Nishimura but he's goes by niki. He is the dumbest person you'll ever meet." Han nodded his head in agreement, "it's true. Last year he sat next to me in English and asked me how to spell orange." He said with disbelief in his voice.

"Ooh and that little one right there, that Yang jungwon." The mentioned male was wearing his pe shirt tied up in the back and was on the phone talking to knows.

"He's knows everything and anything about anyone." Seungmin startled. Han began to add onto it, "that's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets." He whispered the last part to make it sound more mysterious.

Then we see a gorgeous boy absolutely surrounded by people. He was literally being carried by a few men too. He had pink hair, tight fit gym shorts, AND a fat ass. He's all a person can won't.

"And evil takes human form in Kim sunoo. He may look like your typical slut-faced hoe-bag bitch but he's much much more than that."

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*peoples rumours/opinions on Kim sunoo*

"Kim sunoo is beautiful."

"Kim sunoo is flawless."

"I heard he does car commercials. In Korea."

"I heard his hair is insured for $15,000."

"Someone told me he met cha eunwoo on a plane a he told him he was gorgeous."

"One time Kim sunoo punched me in the face. It was awesome."

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*Back with our trio*

Seungmin and han invited me to sit with them at lunch and I definitely was going to pass that up. They said where you sit at lunch is crucial to your highschool life. They went over all the tables and where and where not to sit.

"So you have your freshman, preps, JV jocks, varsity jocks, stoners, unfriendly hot Koreans, hot Chinese boys, wannabe boy bands, actually good wannabe boy bands, sexually active band nerds, goth baddies, kids that can't get over the twilight movies, us aka the coolest people you will ever meet, and the plastics. Be-WARE of the plastics."

*at lunch*

I'm walking through the cafeteria I was looking for seungmin and han. I saw them at the other side. I began to make my way to them when someone suddenly came up to me.

"We're doing a lunch time survey for new students. Can we interview you?" I was a big surprised but I agreed nonetheless. He began to talk, "is your muffin buttered?"

"My what?"

He looked back at his friends and they began to chuckle. I seemed to be missing a big part of the plot. He asked me the same question, "Would you like someone to be assigned to butter your muffin?" I did not know what he was talking about. Maybe I'm just slow.

Suddenly, a pink haired male spoke up from behind me. "Jay, you do not show up to a party at my house with jungwon and then make a move on a poor innocent boy the next day." The boy who I'm assuming was jungwon, suddenly spoke up quietly, "jay you were supposed to call me."

Jay spoke back to sunoo, "dude I was just being friendly."

"Let me make this easy. Hey," he suddenly turned towards me, "do you want to sleep with him?"

"Um...no thank you." I answered back. "Well there you go jay. You can go shave your dick now." Jay began to walk off and whispered something under his breath that I still heard. "Bitch"

I was still going to walk back to han and seungmin when someone spoke up.

"Hey sit down."

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SECOND CHAPTER🥳🥳🥳 sorry for the little cliffhanger but I don't want the chapters to be to long. Please remember to comment and vote^^