"I love this liquid nitrogen" Russ says happily. Russ, Julie and Kenny are in the varsity locker room, freezing everything. "I don't think it works" Julie says. "Yeah, it's fucking working" Russ shows her as he freezes a Varsity players things. "Hey, you think they're gonna miss this big old tank in chemistry class?" Kenny asks. "I don't fuckin know" Russ says. Julie is standing in front of Adams stuff; "Hey, what about Banksie?". "He's one of them now, isn't he?" Russ responds. "Sad but true. How about full pressure?" she says. Russ changes it to full pressure; "Sorry, cake-eater".
The Varsity team enter their locker room after their first game. They're laughing until they see all their things frozen. There's a sign written in shaving cream above the door; "Varsity sucks dick". "Those fucking Ducks" Rick says angrily. Banks see's his things and frowns.
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Charlie and Casey Conway walk into the diner Casey works at. "Just come in and sit down. Thank you so much, Jeannie. I'm sorry we're late" Casey says. "No problem, honey. How was the game?" Jeannie asks. Charlie glares at her; "That good, huh? I'll close out" she says and walks away. He stands up; "Listen, I'm taking a bus home. See you later". "Uh, no, sir. You sit over there, and you do your homework. I just watched you jeopardize your hockey career. I will not let you do it to your studies" Casey says as she works. Charlie scoffs; "You have no idea what it's like playing for that guy". "I don't care who your coach is. Your behavior out there was juvenile" Casey snaps. "Well, yeah, because Coach Orion--". ""Because Coach Orion'' nothing. You used to feel the same way about Coach Bombay, remember? I think the only thing that needs to change around here is your attitude" Casey says. "What?" He scoffs "Oh, give me a fuckin break" he says and then walks out.
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The next day, the Ducks are sitting at their lunch table. Varsity walk over to them. "Check out the new jackets, guys" Russ says. "Hey, congrats on the Blake game" Rick says. "Yeah, right. We tied" Charlie scoffs. "Hey, a point's a point. We're all Warriors now. You guys proved your guts. You all set for dinner Friday?" Rick asks. "Dinner?" the Ducks asks, suspiciously. "Well, it's an Eden Hall tradition. Varsity got to treat the freshmen to dinner. So, round up your posse and meet us at 6:00 at the Minnesota Club, downtown. Anybody need a ride, we can take you. I mean, you guys do like steak and seafood, right?" Rick smiles. "Yeah, we do" Charlie answers. Cole steps up; "Look, I don't like you pukes, all right? But this is a tradition. At Eden Hall, I learned to care about tradition". Varsity walk away, just leaving Adam. "It's cool" Adam says. "Oh. It's cool" Russ repeats. "Let's go. If Banks says it's cool" Charlie says. They all agree to go.
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Friday night at the restaurant. The Ducks and Varsity are chatting as they eat dinner. Averman turns to the Varsity player next to him; "I love this tradition! At my old school, we didn't have traditions like this". Further down the table Dwayne is concerned; "Waiter, I've got too many forks. I only need one. I don't-- Y'all, I just--What's this little bitty one-- What's this little bitty--". Rick sits next to Charlie. "Hey, you got to show me that triple deke, man. It's cool" Rick says to Char. "Yeah, well. You know, it's easier than it looks" Charlie smiles. "Oh, you're being modest" Rick says. Julie sits between Goldberg and Scooter. "Hey, Julie, want this extra piece of prime rib?" Goldberg asks. She elbows him in the ribs. He grunts; "Look, I'm just trying to help you".
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D3: The Mighty Ducks but with Cursing
FanficIt's basically the same script but with lots of curse words and my own flare added.