Mystery of Maven - (Cover will change)

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HELLO MORTALS! Or, whoever may be reading this at the moment. My name is Maven. Maven Cipher. Yes, you read that right, Cipher. And you might be thinking, 'Where have I heard that before?'

Well, surprise or no, I'm part of the Cipher family, a famed family which passed long ago. But, you also might be thinking, 'How come I haven't heard of you' or 'But the other Cipher doesn't talk about you!'

Yeah well, the other Cipher is an asshole. Yeah, I'm talking about Trioka - Or, Bill, as I hear he's now called. He's an asshole and an absolute jerk. He destroyed our dimension! Dude's an absolute ass and a bag of dicks. So don't mention him ever again.

He can go die in a hole for all I care, it's not like I've seen him recently. Geez.

The reason I'm making this book is because I heard from a friend of a friend Bill was making a book about himself, the Book of Bill.

I thought, ' That's cool, why not make one for my own? ' Also, I wanted to piss him off. He hates when I copy his shit (Which is partially why I'm doing this).

So, enough about my stupid ass brother, more about me! Much as I hate my old name, I feel the liberty to share it with you. I'm Triunity Cipher, my brother - Bill - was once Trioka Cipher. But I changed my name a few years after I left my brother, just maybe a couple billion. I live in a little town in Oregon, Gravity Falls. But I'm in a different universe than my brother is in, one where everything's pretty much the same as Bill's but everyone's gender is swapped (Don't ask me why, I don't know anything.)

And if you're wondering why I know so much about Bill's dimension, I recently got in touch with an old friend of his, Teeth, and we've been talking a little bit. Turns out, he didn't know Bill had a sister, or a twin to be matter of fact. He didn't even know Bill wasn't his real name.

But, anyways, I'm married. (Yay, we get to talk about my amazing wife)

Her name is Jade, she's amazing. She lives just off the coast of Florida. I met her there and we went to Gravity Falls together, where we got married!!!! EEEEE oh my days, I love my wifey so much!

So, a little bit about me.

I'm being of light (A title designed and awarded by me), sure, I'm not literally a being of light, but as powerful as one. All I'm here to do is help, I bring light and fun wherever I go! (Unlike my stupid brother who nearly destroyed his dimension, until a dude named Stanley [Who's call Stella, in my universe by the way, her sister is Stellar] stopped him. Then the bitch came back and is living with the dudes now. Guess who's the cause of that? BOOM, Axolotl!)

Married to amazing Jade Raylen. (Who is now Jade Cipher, hahaha take that society)

Daughter of Euclid and Scalene Cipher (Who are fucking dead thanks to Bill)

Twin Sister to Bill Cipher (Or, as we were known back then, the Cipher Twins)

I love board games, twister, uno, snakes and ladders (That's also a board game but I love it so much it deserves a separate honourable mention), slides (OMG I LOVE SLIDES), slides (I need to establish how much I love these things), slides, slides, donuts, ice cream, sweets in general, wow this list is getting long, the sun, the daytime, crowds, talking to people, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Comedy, Jade, Jade, Jade and Jade.

There's a lot more but I think that's it right now. I actually want to go visit Gravity Falls, but Bill will be there so I think I'll just fly past.

ALSO ALSO ALSO, I'm going to make a copy of this book. Like, an exact copy. That will always be an exact copy. So, here's how this works;

I can do two types of duplication (Bill can only do one HAH)

One that makes a copy, and that copy stays the same indefinitely (Unless altered or destroyed directly) no matter what happens to the original.

And the other makes a copy that will always be and exact copy, whatever happens to the original item happens to the copy.

I like to call the second one 'Exacto machine' but that's just me.

So here I go, making a copy of this diary. Just don't be surprised if you pick up the copy and words suddenly start appearing, that's just me lmao. I can't draw for shit so don't be surprised if there aren't any pictures in here. Just borrrinnnnnngggggg old words.

Anyways, I'm thinking about flying over Gravity Falls, right? Like, Bill's universe Gravity Falls, and Imma bring both the diaries because I might give one to a friend back in Hawaii, where I'll be going after flying over Gravity Falls (Which I might just refer to as GF because omg I can't handle writing Gravity Falls over and over again)

I'm totally running out of space soon so I gotta hurry it up.

Also.

Ykw.

It's kinda 5PM. So... That means it's almost time for dinner, so I'm going to go eat dinner and then go on a flight to another dimension!

See you on the next page :>