I had the worst weekend.
So I had to babysit for 2 days. A 3 year old boy who could not sit still for a minute. My parents and I were over at our friends house and all of the adults got drunk. My mother comes in with a towel wrapped around her and she had been skinny dipping. She goes to bed and I follow her up to the one room that we had to stay in. My mother, me, and my father had to share one bed.
Sometime during the night my dad elbowed me in the face and I sat up in pain and he didn't even wake up. The next day my dad had to go to work and on his way there he chugged a 32 oz. bottle of green apple Gatorade then threw up in his truck. After that he had to come pick me and my mom up and we had to ride around in a truck that smelled like puke for about an hour.
So. Worst. Weekend. Ever.
