Two men were sitting on a bench
Both chain smoking cigarettes
Drinking more than a few beers
One of them gave off a foul body stench
The smelly man was holding a religious figurate
The two of them were arguing
Almost theological bargaining
The man in the cloud is a scam
The deodorized man stated
He didn't clap his hands and bam
There was the Big Bang, not by a big man
Floating around on a cloud
Enacting every single person fated
Having a universal bout
Body odor countered: who clapped?
What made the bang go boom?
The Bible just has a few facts blacked
It's only a matter of time
The son of God will reappear soon
This argument is going to be mine
The Bible was redacted?
I think you should get your sources fact checked
The bang was a cosmic anomaly
A one in a billion event
But still more likely than God existing with autonomy
The holy book is true
The truth is written, word for word
I understand, you are getting frustrated
Starting to feel blue
But listen to the song of the bird
Isn't it the most beautiful thing you ever heard?
What but divinity could be responsible?
Who but divine could have created?
The Bible is a work of fiction
I've read it, and I was not impressed
It's filled to the brim with contradiction
Christianity is a story that has remarkable success
But that doesn't make Darwin a heretic
There's science behind every sound of a bird
And would you please shower and change shirt?
The smelly man let out a sigh
I just wanted to cheers
and perhaps say hi
maybe have a few beers
Now you are calling my convictions false
While being logical to a fault
I think I'm going to leave
Believe nothing if you that's how much you care
I just think it's hell you dare
Goodbye my friend
I'm sure I'll find hell to my liking
If I stick to my beliefs and defend
The devil can just come get me
Come at me devil, try and strike me
My beliefs are my salvation
I know its fiction, so I am set free
While you, the sinner, because you believe
is destined for damnation
