India - Alright then, let's go! I'll get the car keys-
Pakistan - Wait wait wait. You're not driving, I am.
India - Bhaiya, let me drive and I'll get us there in 15 minutes!
Pakistan - That's NOT a good thing-
India - And you taking 45 minutes is?! With how slow you drive, the trees in the gardens will have turned to COAL by the time we get there!
Pakistan - HA! With how FAST you drive, we'll end up in the gardens of the spirit realm while you're at it! We might as well not go to the picnic at all!
India - OI! I'm in no rush to see that sad sack BE's face yet!
Pakistan - Yeah so if you don't want to die LET ME DRIVE-
Bangladesh - *honks from the driver's seat* Apu! Boro bhai!
India - Wh- HOW DID YOU GET THERE?
Bangladesh - You snooze you lose! Well? Aren't you coming?
Pakistan - ....
India - ....
Pakistan - ....I CALL SHOTGUN! *runs to the car*
India - *runs after him* NOT ON MY WATCH!
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Author's note:
Hey, everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it?
First of all, I'd like to say THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1.5K VIEWS! I wasn't expecting this to happen or for people to keep leaving their comments despite me not having updated in so long- it really makes me feel happy that so many people out there are reading this :D
Second of all, on a more serious note, I'm no longer part of this fandom- at least not as much as I used to be. Especially with what's going on in the real world right now- but I do want to bring this book to some sort of a conclusion. Maybe I'll keep posting till I hit an even number of chapters and then end the book. I hope that's alright-
Yours sincerely,
Ray
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