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I came downstairs and was introduced to my new bodyguards. Roland, Igor, Natasha, Finn, Jasper and Oleg. I asked them to not be so serious with me. I like my guards being more open and relaxed with me. They are allowed to be serious only when trouble ensues. Roland was the first to relax. Oleg remained stiff so I named him Mr Serious. We are going to find a way to change the situation. He gave me a stiff nod and walked towards the window. I told him that the threats he will be facing for the next few months live in the sewers. They are called Strigois.

He had never heard of them as did the others. All because they spent a few decades locked up as a science experiments. I told them that these creatures are a mix of both vampires and werewolves. They have the same weakness. Silver and sunlight. They use the UV bombs in the sewers but if they are outside I will use my scream to kill them. Both sides seemed skeptical so I gave them a demonstration. We opened a tunnel that Aurelio had made if things got ugly. As we descended these creatures came forth. They started to flit into our minds and started showing us horrific images. I counted to ten and screamed. The others snapped out their hallucinations and watched as I killed them.

When we resurfaced I told my security about my internal radar. I was vague about the extent but they seemed to trust me for some reason. My security was both vampires and werewolves. They seemed to hate each other. But I told them that they are a family now and they can't have a superiority complex anymore. They are going to work out their differences and work as a team. These were the ones who were in captivity during the truce. So I sat them down and had them talk about their problems. It took a few tries but they started making progress. After a few missions fighting Strigois they became more friendly towards one another. I made sure they stopped showing off.

During one particular mission I found a group of nocturnals kept in experiments. I was so pissed that I shrieked at the entire oval office when I got them out. They spend a few minutes spasming in pain. They apologized profusely and got the rest of people out of their excruciating punishment. The president asked the nocturnals to talk to me and their response was simple. We stand by our Queen. The vice president said that the humans weren't this dedicated. So they promised to behave. Oleg and Roland's demeanor changed as did the others. They became more remorseful and much more kinder. Jasper became more curious.

A few days later I found out that I had rescued the relatives of my own security. Before they served out of duty. Now their service was out of compassion and respect. I decided to go shopping. The others accompanied me and watched as I tried on several clothes. They seemed to listen to my commentary with amusement. "This outfit makes me look like Neil Armstrong when he landed on the moon. This outfit belongs on show girls. This outfit is for fitness buffs. This one is definitely my worst nightmare. I look like I am someone's baby. I look like I just hit puberty. I need to look like a grown up. I need to be taken seriously. Excuse me miss can you help me find an outfit that makes me look more mature." After an hour we reached the food court and I tried most of the food. They seemed surprised that I could eat as much.

When we got in the car I told them about the day my mom and I ate from several restaurants. I even tried to imitate the expression of the waiter when he found how places we are three course meals from. They had a straight face for one second and burst out laughing. I made sure we weren't moving otherwise we could have hit something. Oleg was trying to be serious but even he was failing. I sensed a trap so I told them to take a different route. So they did. Soon an SVU and a Jeep started tailing us. It was trying to make sure we didn't reach the nocturnal quarters. I decided to retract the shield back to my body. The siren blared and soon the vehicles that were harassing us had to turn around and help the wall.

The president demanded an explanation for the sudden change in zombie behavior. Moments ago they were lethargic but now they are nuts. I decided to play stupid and said that I knew nothing and it would have worked had it not been for Roland. He grabbed the phone and yelled at the president about the idiots who not only set a trap but tailed us all the way home. The president spent the next few minutes apologizing before he got his hands on the creeps responsible. He gave me the idiot but I sent them back. I asked the president to deal with them since I am not in the mood but the president refused so Roland and Igor ate them.