Dione: Saturn your moons are being gay
Saturn: What?
Venus: Nah bro imagine having gay moons
Earth: Naw that was personal bro-
Dione: Anyways yea your moons are being gay
Saturn: How?
Dione: Well for one Iyapetus and Enceleadus are cuddling and sleeping so that screams gay-
And secondly, Titan and Luna are pretty much making out
Saturn: WHAT, TITAN!?(<--- flabbergastered)
Earth: .
Dione: Oh and now umm- oh wow- Titania just joined ig but ummm-
Uranus: WDYM JOINED IN
Dione: idk ig Titan,Luna,and Titania are poly-
Enceleadus: WHAT
I SCROLLED UP ME AND IYAPETUS ARENT SLEEPING TOGETHER AND HUGGING
Iyapetus: Enceleadus when are you coming back from getting a snack, I'm cot
Enceleadus: IYAPETUS I'M COMING BACK SOON NOW PLEASE SHUSH
Iyapetus: K :C
Enceleadus: AND WHATS COT-??
Iyapetus: Hot and cold ;-; ?
Enceleadus: I'm coming -_-
Mimas: Thats what he said XD
Enceleadus: MIMAS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE A LISP
Mimas: Okay :C
Mars: Whats happening-
Neptune: Humusixoals
Mercury: WHAT
Uranus: WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT
Venus: Me <33
Uranus: ofc -_-
Jupiter: Hi Saturn <333
Saturn: Hello Mi Amor <33
Earth: Eww get a room you two
Oden: Stfu Earth your mad you don't have a partner
Persephone: Oden -_-
Thats all for now how you enjoyed C:
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HumorI have seen so many people write these so ye :P So I decided to join in :D Hope you guys like it ^^ T/W: Ships you might not like,Ocs,Au things you might not like,and Angst :PP
