Snow Warnings (Warnings Triology, Vol. 1)

Chapter 1: Un-bar-ble Embarassment

Mariam

<<WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING!?>> I said those words screaming with confusion, watching my best friends Arya and Robin acting worse than toddlers, they had like six or seven shots of Tennessee Tequila.
Then Robin started talking:<<OOH A FLOWER!>>. Then he pointed the barista while he was washing the glasses. The barista noticed Robin's finger pointing him, his face filled with perplexity and annoyance.
The bar was full of people with ages from at least eighteen years to maximum twenty-six years and everyone was staring us three with concern and whispering to each other about Robin and Aria's behavior. It was the most embarrassing thing, not in the whole world, but in the whole universe.
<BOOBS! THE BEST SOURCE OF HAPPINESS!>> Arya screamed with drunk face while squeezing with both hands the back of the sofa thinking that was a pair of tits.
'I hate my life', I thought. Because of Aria's words, the situation became even more embarrassing. I just wanted to disappear from the planet right now.
Then Robin, touching his wavy dyed platinum blonde hair came to me:<<Mariam let yourself go, just this night, girl you are so bothered! Want some of it?>>. He moved his eyes on the drink in his right hand.
I love my friends. Well, at least when they are alcohol-free.
<<No thanks, Robin>>.
<<You really want to keep all of that linger in your mind?>> he watched me while he was spreading movements in every direction to keep his balance.
He wasn't wrong about the lingering in my mind. I was actually bothered by something in my own head. Earlier this afternoon my volleyball coach announced that a new member was joining the team, I wanted to know who was this guy, or this girl, or any other gender.
It was rare that someone would join officially the volleyball team, so I was really curious since the last member joined 11 months ago.
This mysterious new member might be in here, or they might be sleeping right now or they might be related to me,  to Arya or to Robin. It can be anyone in this whole planet.
Literally anyone.
While I was too distracted about who could be the new member of the volleyball team, Arya and Robin were even more drunk than before and since i wasn't handling their unsteady movements and actions, the situation took a really wild turn.
While Robin and Arya were dancing to this song, I think it's called "Guess", some perverted drunk guy grasped one of the gluteus of Robin's butt.
Then, he went back at the table with his drunk friends.
<< I touched the celebrity, Robin Gotan's ass, I won in life guys!>> the perverted snapped to his friends.
Robin was a celebrity, since the age of fourteen, the fame is a big part of his life, so it was usual to him that people knew his name or his career, but not to touch his intimate parts.
I came next to Robin and I put my hand on his shoulder while his anger was growing:<<Don't listen to them, they are just dumbasses>>.
A few seconds after one of the guy's friend added:<<I would've loved being in your place before>>.
Robin's anger grew even more, brushed off my hand from his shoulder, then he mumbled while walking going forward to the guy. Arya and I, we tried to calm him down or neutralize him, but Robin's anger is something to not underestimate.
<<Now you want a kiss or bed company?>> the perverted unknown guy made a disgusting joke, there was no other way to describe it. It was really disgusting.
Robin got even angrier and his hand closed tight then moved his arm and punched brutally his face.
<<THAT WAS JUST THE LEAST OF WHAT YOU DESERVE>> he screamed by anger.
The perverted guy and his friends were scared by Robin's anger. In the meanwhile the barista noticed what happened.
<<SECURITY!>> he screamed concerned about the bar's reputation and not about the fight, or Robin getting assaulted.
Two security guards, one with blond hair and with a though physique and another bald and he had a great body too, came close to the three of us, they took Robin first, trapping his whole body, he wasn't able to make a move, then they caught Arya and finally me.
They kicked us out from that stupid bar.
'Fuck it'.
<<THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I WANNA PUNCH HIM EVEN HARDER THAN BEFORE!>> Robin screamed getting everyone on the street's attention.
<Chill down, Robin>>. I said with gentle and understanding voice
While Arya was playing with a plant that grew from the little hole of the wall, like nothing has happened.
'When will I get back at home?'
Then Robin punches hardly the wall thinking it was the guy that assaulted him before, his alcohol effects still didn't go away.
After a bit he gets tired and he decides to seat, finds a navy blue iron chair and he sits there. After a few minutes he lays his head on the round table and he falls asleep.
'One gone, the other one to go'.
Arya was petting some pebbles. Literally she really thought those were rabbits.
<I'm gonna name you Billie...>> glances a pebble and then watches another <<...while your name is Tit>>.
'She really named the pebble tit!?'
While Arya moved her look the last pebble in her arms.
<<And you're getting named as hmm...Oscar>>.
'Why do I always have to be the babysitter here?'
Then Arya cuddles those dirty and crusty pebbles.
'What did do to deserve all of this? Really, what did I do?'
Then a notification on my phone arrived.
'What's it now?'
It was from the college group they said that there would be a new student.
'Now even a new student the day after tomorrow arrives at college!? Seems life wants me to meet new people and I love doing that'.
<<Eh eh, tuna fish, salmon, jellyfish, dolphin and octo....>> Arya said those words and she finally fell asleep and falling smoothly on the round table where Robin sat to sleep. Her body fell right next to Robin's head.
'Thanks god no one didn't get hurt' i mimicked those words with my mouth.
<<Robin said to call a 'Marcus' if he fell asleep drunk>>. I talked to myself.
So I took slowly and steadily away his phone from his left pocket of his baggy beige pants.
I opened then the 'Contacts' app and i scrolled trough the names.
"The Devil" 'who is this "The Devil"?'
I was concerned and curious about the contact's name but I decided to focus on finding this Marcus
I was scrolling trough Robin's contacts, there are too many contacts on the phone! I didn't know that being a celebrity meant having infinte contacts on your phone:
"Mom"
"Emo Lesbian 💚" (Arya)
"Bestie, foreva 💙" (Frances)
"Mrs. Curly and Impossible Hair 🤍" (Me)
"Dad"
"Drew"
'When there is gonna be this stupid Marcus?' I said to myself
"Stupid Ex Gabriel🗑️" I laughed a bit to myself for his ex's contact name
After scrolling a bit more i finally found "Marcus (the cheap cousin of mine, just kidding)"
'Breathe in and breathe out'
I played with my hair to calm down and to avoid making stupid scenes. A few decades of seconds after I clicked the "Call" button.