What Is A Smurfette?

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It was a beautiful day in Smurf Village

Papa: This story begins in our village where there's a Smurf for just about everything. Like Jokey Smurf

Jokey gave a present to Gullible

Jokey: Here's your present!

Gullible: Wow thanks!

He opened it and the box exploded

Jokey: Hahaha! Oh Gullible Smurf you're so gullible. Actually I meant to give you this one

Jokey gave Gullible another gift

Gullible: Wow thanks!

Gullible opened the present but it just exploded again

Jokey: Hahahaha!

Not to far away Hefty was doing push ups

Papa: Here's Hefty

Hefty: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred!

Papa: Now over here is-

Hefty: Now for the one finger push up!

Then Brainy walked by reading a book

Papa: Meet nerdy Smurf

Brainy: Excuse me?

Papa: Sorry Brainy just kidding

Brainy continued to read and walked away. Then
a bunch of other Smurfs were introduced

Papa: There's also Nosey, Paranoid, Winner, Loser, Karate, Handy, Vanity, Farmer, Painter, Baker, Magician, Scuba, Policeman, Therapist and so many more

Papa walked out of his mushroom

Papa: And then there's me. Papa Smurf but this isn't a story about me

Clumsy tripped in front of Papa

Papa: Or Clumsy.

All the Smurfs continued to do their reunion

Papa: Or any of them. It's about the only girls in our village

Smurfette and Vexy walked through the crowd talking to each other

Papa: Smurfette and Vexy. But that's not the only thing that's different about them. They were both created by the evil wizard Gargamel including their brother Hackus.

Gargamel molded three lumps of clay to look like Smurfs

Papa: Luckily I knew a little magic of my own

He used his magic to make Smurfette, Vexy and Hackus became real Smurfs

Papa: Vexy and Hackus found their place pretty quickly

Vexy threw a water balloon at Hefty then gave another one to Brainy to make it look like he did it. Hefty immediately glared at him

Vexy noticed Grouchy trying not to laugh

Vexy: Why hello there

Hackus ate everything at his side of the table during the group dinner

Papa: As for Smurfette her name doesn't tell us anything about her

Smurfette tried to mix potions but just made acid which created a hole in the floor. Brainy turned around and immediately fell in it

Papa: It doesn't tell us who she is

Vexy watched Smurfette practicing karate but accidentally kicked a Smurf in the groin

Smurf: High heels...

He fell on the floor

Vexy: Ha!

Papa: Or what she does

Smurfette made a cake which fell apart once she was done

Papa: So what exactly is a Smurfette?

Brainy: Good question! Let's start with her siblings

He checked a dictionary

Brainy: The word 'Vex' in Vexy means to cause someone annoyance or worried

Brainy rolled his eyes

Brainy: Which fits Vexy perfectly. As for 'Hack' in Hackus means to be rough with someone or something. Which ALSO fits him. And finally for Smurfette...

He looked through the names again

Brainy: Huh it's not here

Farmer took a break from farming

Farmer: Well Smurfette is a combination of Smurf and an Ette. But... What's an ette?

Hefty: She's the greatest

Vexy glared at him and cracked her knuckles

Hefty: Uh... As a friend of course! Heh...

Clumsy thought about the question

Clumsy: Oh I got it! This is one of those eternal questions that we'll never ever know the answer to!

Smurfette heard what he said and walked away upset then Vexy facepalmed

Vexy: She was right behind you

Clumsy: Wait she is? Do you think she said me?

Vexy: Yes

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