Chapter 1

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That was when I found out he existed. My pretty pookie best friend in the whole world, Rosie, or well Roseanne whatever you peeps call her. She immediately texted me.

rosie
rosie: dude cameron's opponent for his jiu jitsu fight today is so fine
me: can i see a photo?
rosie: sure

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me: bro that is not his opponent 😭😭rosie: ik im not taking a photo of him thats real stalker behaviorme: true true whats his ethnicityrosie: i dont flipping know

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me: bro that is not his opponent 😭😭
rosie: ik im not taking a photo of him thats real stalker behavior
me: true true whats his ethnicity
rosie: i dont flipping know.
me: js take a photo please

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rosie: the guy on secondme: oh uh

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rosie: the guy on second
me: oh uh. the guy on first is cuter
rosie: valentina, i am sorry but hes ugly
me: NO HE ISNT
rosie: valentina u are in delululans
me: AM NOT
rosie: how about i get his number for you
me: im fine 😭
rosie: too bad hes talking to cameron so time to do this

he was cute like really cute.

rosie: here is his number
1 ( 714)-781-4636
me : okay uh thanks i think?
rosie: of course my pookie bear sigma alpha ohio alpha mega skibiti unc lu dunk chunk bunk dunk lebron james cant freaking dunk mrs ugly's wifue monk chunk unl nun unclette cuh luh juh fantom taxin in ohio kai cenat rizzing up ishowspeed baby gronk with the icy drip and rolex rizzing up livvy dunne born behind a walmart parking monk under his car with the unk and the skunk that sprayed you when you were born with his gunk bunkbed lead bead leed me key gee oh my gi my sweet sunshing you are my sunshine whilst im just a oi oi oi bakaaaa and you are a mewing senpai and im not like other girls and this isnt you go get ur manz so i can feed off of ur love lige you mewing senpai sigma alpha rizzler skibiti kai cenat and stop fanum taxibg caseoh whilst playing dress to impresd now go get your manz senpai😍😍😍😍

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