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𝑰𝑿.

ALBONO added you to "Lap 1 Chaos"

JASMINE
so this is where you
crazy people yap
and
bother each other

ALBONO
yeah

UNKNOWN NUMBER #1
who did you add Alex?

JASMINE
I don't know who
YOU are,
but you need glasses
because I don't think
Osc would have
a girl who isn't
his girlfriend as his
profile picture

UNKNOWN NUMBER #1
I already have glasses

UNKNOWN NUMBER #2
then get yourself some new ones

JASMINE
oh righttt so the one
who needs new glasses
is Charles
and the other ks obviously
the Dutch guy
*is

UNKNOWN NUMBER #2
the Dutch guy?

JASMINE
why do I need to say
your name when
I can just say Dutch guy?
🤷

you changed UNKNOWN NUMBER #1's name to INCHIDENT

you changed UNKNOWN NUMBER #2's name to TU TU DU DU

JASMINE
who else is
in here cuz
I need to change
all the contact
names

ALBONO
can everyone just
say their names?

TU TU DU DU
no

JASMINE
I already know
yours Max

UNKNOWN NUMBER #3
ki ki ki

JASMINE
ra
Daniel I assume

you changed UNKNOWN NUMBER #3's name to KI KI KI RA

UNKNOWN NUMBER #4
wait so we all just
give a quote
from ourselves

JASMINE
yeah I guess

UNKNOWN NUMBER #4
it's bwoken

JASMINE
IT'S BWOKENN
and it's all too much for
little Lando Norris
got it

you changed UNKNOWN NUMBER #4's name to LITTLE LANDO NOWINS

LITTLE LANDO NOWINS
wait now I'm curious
what did you
name mw
me*

JASMINE
may or may not
have named
you
"LITTLE LANDO
NOWINS"

LITTLE LANDO NOWINS
now I'm hurt
and insulted

JASMINE
go cry about it

KI KI KI RA
NO WAY
@TU TU DU DU
i think you just
found someone
with the same dark,
hurtful humor
as you

JASMINE
why is everyone
comparing me to
Max
even all of the media
is doing it

UNKNOWN NUMBER #5
because you're known
to drive just
as roughly and
riskily as Max

JASMINE
who are you?
wait
don't answer that
...
lemme think

TU TU DU DU
that sounds bad

JASMINE
I can make it bad
for you
if you want

INCHIDENT
I think Daniel is
right

KI KI KI RA
of course I'm right

TU TU DU DU
shut up
I'm going to punch
something

JASMINE
relatable

LITTLE LANDO NOWINS
now I'm kind of scared
of you

JASMINE
as you should

OSCAH PASTRY
she's scarier than she
looks

JASMINE
omg where'd you
suddenly pop up
from?

OSCAH PASTRY
Lando added me
just before Alex
added you

JASMINE
right do who
else is in here?

ALBONO
I'll just tell you
privately before Max
gets another anger
issue attack bc
we're texting too much

JASMINE
oki doki