When all else fails, pay attention to the synchronicities.
JK: What do you dream about Hoon? SH: Protein. JK: That's it. SH: What about you? JK: The woman of my dreams.
SH: <I thought I was the man of your dreams>. JK: <I have other thoughts> SH: <sl*t> Like what? JK: <you know our souls have no gender, so I'm still new to this and don't know how everything works.> I have criteria she needs to meet.
SH: <well, the bigger d* is the masculine if you're still clueless> JK: <not that again, size doesn't matter> SH: <then I'm taller> JK: <physical attributes doesn't dictate your gender identity>
JK: <In fact, we are made up of masculine and feminine traits, and we choose to act positively or negatively. The positive attribute of masculinity is the supporter and femininity is the nurturer. The negative attribute of masculinity is the critic and femininity is the deceiver.>
SH: You expect me to read your mind? JK: Sorry, thought I was thinking out loud. SH: ok, what are you looking for in a woman <me in my f* feminine goddess vibe>
JK: <giggles> Well I wrote down some notes to myself for my 10 years plan about what type of woman I would want when I was at the homecoming dance texting myself <waiting for my courage to make a move>.
SH: So you went from just asking a girl to dance, proposing marriage, buying a house, starting a business, and having kids in 10 years? JK: Was that too cringy? SH: No, unless you're a psychopath, I mean sociopath. JK: For planning my future and using my discernment. <I had a lot of time on my hand. Courage was late, I was concerned he was going to be a no show>
SH: It's not like you are going to end up sleeping with her, getting her pregnant, resulting in a shotgun wedding and ruining your entire f* life from just asking her to dance? JK: How do I know if the person I ask to dance is not a charlatan or jezebel ready to seduce and trick me into falling for her with witchcraft to steal from me and make by life a living he1l?
SH: <Is he accusing me of something?> I guess it makes sense to know what you want in a girl <like my face card, thin waist, long legs, killer visual/proportion, seductive moves, elegant style and CEO vibe. Did I mention korea's national treasure and bodyroll champion?>
JK: Right? SH: So what's your game plan? JK: I got about 10+ rules.
JK: 1. Never marry a materialistic girl, she will leave you broke. SH: <but I like prada and tiffany, and it's free, since I'm the brand ambassador?>
JK: 2. Never marry a girl who relies on her beauty to get what she wants, she will cheat on you to get validations from others. SH: <The only validation I need is yours>
JK: 3. Never marry a girl without a job, she will try to control you. <Because she has nothing better to do and thinks she's the CEO of the household and you're just a subordinate.> SH: <well, that's not a problem, I've worked since I was 10, boss of my own destiny>
JK: 4. Never marry a girl who prefers to be with her friends over you, she's trashing you. SH: <Was that what you were doing when you were out with the other members without me or video calling with Engenes?>
JK: 5. Never marry a girl who is not equally intelligent, she is not your child. SH: <are we talking about english, science or something else? Well, I am better at korean and spinning than you.>
JK: 6. Never marry a girl who lacks morals, she's criminally deranged. SH: <wait, that's more than half of the kpop idols in the industry and all the nj members and their fake a* mama mhj.>
JK: 7. Never marry a girl who lies to you, she won't stop. SH: <no comment>
JK: 8. Never marry a girl who cheated on you, it won't be the last. SH: <sus> You know I got a few rules myself.
SH: 9. Never marry a man who craves power, he'll try to control you. JK: <Is he talking about himself?>
SH: 10. Never marry a man who craves money, he only sees you as property. JK: <But we like money, well, money that's achieved through our own merits?>
SH: 11. Never marry a man who married you for your looks, he will trade you in after 9 years and leave you with nothing but wrinkles and silicon. JK: <But we're visuals with moolahs? And I'm not a pug or a chip>
SH: 12. Never trap a guy with a child, it never ends well. JK: <But we're both dudes with big d*? And ending, is he referring to abortion or is she going to blackmail me and accuse me of r*pe or she wants child support?> SH: <Worse, you're both trapped in a loveless marriage surrounded by lies, betrayal, a toxic relationship, a living hell, and your child will be mistreated.>
JK: 13. Never depend on a man, you'll need to be self-sufficient, before he can respect you.
SH: 14. If you cheat in life or take credit for something that doesn't belong to you, you will suffer impostor syndrome.
SH: 15. A man will give you the world only if you deserve it.
JK: 16. A woman will give you her heart, when you have earned her trust.
When you realize the woman of your dreams is someone who aligns with your values, commands your respects, garners your trust, makes you a better person, fills your intimate moments with play, accepts all of you, converse endlessly with laughter because she gets you deeply, and elevates your partnership, she will appear, only if you put in the work to understand what truly matters in love and life.
JK: Now go out there and be the best version of yourself. SH: D* it JK, are you saying I'm not perfect <the woman of your dreams> yet?
<This is not gender-specific. We all have masculine/feminine attributes. Do not let your anatomy, societal norms, traditional views or limitations blind you to how you choose to operate.>
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