Fan's Fantastic Features- FOREVER! [ Fan-made continuation of FFF ]

FFFF - Episode 5: A suitable case for a Suitcase

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"Ahem.. Hello Internet! Fan here and I'm back after a long break! And it seems that MORE PEOPLE HAVE UNFOLLOWED ME!!! ON MY BLOG!!!" Fan yelled, smacking the table with his palm.
"Test Tube, tell the viewers how despicable they are!" He said, pointing to Test Tube as his hand shook.

"..Please don't point at me! Butt yes!! Fan is very talented and I think that this show (spin-off show) is great!" Test Tube gave a thumbs up from behind the camera as the legs holding the tripod shifted slightly.

"That's not what asked for, but why thank you, Test Tube!" Fan smiled and cleared his throat, fixing his bow tie.

"Anyways, here we have as our guest.. a still competing member in the hit show Inanimate Insanity.. isss....."

"Suitcase!!"

Suitcase smiled awkwardly, looking to the side as the chair creaked softly.

"You have to say your introduction, Suitcase." Fan leaned in towards Suitcase and whispered to her as she nodded awkwardly.

"O-oh!! Hello everyone.. I'm Suitcase and.. I'm a contestant in Inanimate insanity!.." Suitcase stammered, throwing her feet up.

"....I already said that... but I guess that works!" Fan exclaimed, his voice going from quiet to loud as he clasped his hands together.

"So, first question.." Fan said, his voice trailing off as he opened a drawer in his desk, shuffling through his things.

"We're just gonna.. get straight into this..?" Suitcase croaked, pursing her lips and sweating a little.

"Yes! First question, how is it like still competing in Inanimate Insanity? What are your personal thoughts on the show?"

"W-well, I suppose it's not that.. bad..?" Suitcase started. "I mean.. I kind of lost all my friends in the show recently. BUT I DIDNT HAVE BAD INTENTIONS! I-I just wanted to stand up for myself!!.." Suitcase explained nervously, Fan staring at Suitcase.

Fan cleared his throat and gently crossed him hands together. "I believe you Suitcase!" He said with a 'I kind of don't believe you' type of voice. Suitcase sighed in relief. "Thanks, Fan!"

"No problem, anyways, after and even BEFORE episode 14 you were acting weird in a specific way, why is that?"

"Well.. during the challenge in episode 14.." Suitcase paused for a few seconds.

"..And before that, I've been experiencing.. well, hallucinations. I've had them for a while now but I don't know where they're coming from?" Suitcase frowned, a slight hint of irritation in her voice.

Fan blinked a couple times, his eyes darting side to side.

"What?!" He exclaimed, eyes widening. "I— yes! I've mentioned it multiple times but now I know no one even listened.. apart from the time Test Tube talked about screen protectors and something else..!" Suitcase's brows narrowed as her legs swung a little. Suitcase huffed and leaned back on the chair.

"Oh— Well— sorry, Suitcase, for not listening to you. A-and for uh, not realizing earlier. Ahem." Fan apologized awkwardly, his mouth straightening like a line as Suitcase looked at Fan with a grumpy face.

"Golly.. sorry Suitcase. I was just so fixated on all the crazy visions I saw after touching that gem.. thing. And after Fan's el-"

"DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT THAT." Fan interrupted, exaggerating his tears as the room fell into a silence.

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"Anyways, next question!" Fan smiled as music started to play. Suitcase raised a brow. "Where did that—"

"What do you think about Nickel now?"
".................."
Fan tapped on his question card, awkwardly shifting his position.

"...He improved, which is a good thing!.." Suitcase started. "But for some reason he still seems the same, and that's not.. a good thing." She said quietly, looking to the side.

"I mean it feels like he's moving on but is he really changing himself? Not that it changes anything about me but, it still concerns me. He did pretty selfish things and a part of me still feels overwhelmed by that thought!" Suitcase ranted, her voice starting to sound more panicked.

"Well that's understandable! He didn't change much in Season 3 from what I've seen.." Fan muttered. "SEASON WHAT?!" Suitcase's eyes widened, almost falling off the seat. "AHAHA! Ohh, it's nothing!" Fan reassured, sweating nervously. "W-we know what you feel about Nickel so, what about Baseball now?" He asked, his hands on his desk.

"..Base...Baseball...?.." Suitcase stammered. "Uhm.. like I said in the show.. he was more of a standby. He didn't really do anything which is a good but.. a bad thing too." She muttered, scooting over to the side of the seat.

Suitcase looked back at Fan. "Can we narrow the questions down..? Like.. less harsh..er..?.." She asked, Fan clicking his tongue and pursing his lips. "Uhmm..." He hesitated, letting out a long exhale.

"..Fine. Let's just go either way the basics then. I guess.." Fan mumbled before clearing his throat. "What's your favorite color?"

"Well not that bori—"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!" Fan yelled suddenly, jumping up from his seat to stand on his desk as his arms were out as if he was defending something.
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"Ahem," Fan recollected himself, stretching his bow tie out before sitting back down. Fan placed his hands on the desk and looked at Suitcase.

"G—gold!.. I like gold cause it's.. the color of the straps on me!! Yeah..."

Fan blinked at Suitcase.
[Insert cartoonish blinking sound]

"...Yeaahh...! Gold.. haha.."

The room was painfully silent for like.. 20 seconds.

"Uhmm.. I don't actually have any ideas. These other question cards—" Fan cut himself off and grabbed all the question cards in his drawer, ripping them off. "Mgrhkrrr.. these question cards SUCK!" Fan said, his voice cracking as he threw the ripped pieces of papers in the air.

"Test Tube, how many more minutes of footage do we have left?"
"Oh, uh.. we actually went over the 5 minute limit! So we had 3 extra minutes!" Test Tube smiled, Sounds of her adjusting the camera being heard near it. (A/N: This is actually based on how many words:3)

"....HAD..?" Fan's eyes widened as his voice shook.

"Yea—"
"—OKAY! And that is it for Fan's! Fantastic! Features!!... Forever!!! See you next episode and vote in thE—"

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Thank you for reading this chapter! Sorry this took so long.. and as Fan said.. there WILL be a voting! 🥁🥁

[A] Make a short story before each FFFF episode/chapter
(Will take longer)
[B] Go straight to the episode/chapter w/o the story

And that's kinda all! Thanks for being patient with me and see you next chapter!! Voting ends  in 1 week! Toodles!!
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