To bury Flappy Bird

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Funeral leader: RIP flappy bird, sorry u hit the ground and poles so many times because of my sucky tapping. I wish u the best of luck.

IDIOT: bitch please he's a stupid electronic game. Whadya gonna do, bury your phone?

Funeral leader: *diggs hole in dirt and puts phone in*

IDIOT: bitch your dumb it ain't like flappy gonna pay your phone bill

Funeral leader: such language!

IDIOT: fuckity fuck fuck bitchy asshole damn u suck suck my dick!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 16, 2015 ⏰

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