Y/n L/n has been different his whole life.
After a long time of being underestimated by his friends and family for who he is and what he can/wishes to do, he's slowly about to lose his faith.
One sad night, when his parents kick him out for the nigh...
A/N: Inspired by the videos made by the wizard of YouTube and Blitzø himself, Mr. Brandon Rogers.
Couldn't think of a better way to begin the story.
Our story begins with some TV static bubbling in the background, which soon reveals the Channel 666 News logo.
ANNOUNCER - It's 6:00pm Eastern Standard Time, folks! So here with an update on our shitty day in Hell, this is Channel 666 News!
The TV then reveals two demon anchors. One with a normal skanky feminine body, and another one with a normal body but a gas mask for a head
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??? - Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy!
??? - And I'm Tom Trench!
KATIE KILLJOY - Breaking news in Hell today, or rather, in a little town right here in Pride by the name of... Imp City?
TOM TRENCH - That's right Kate. According to social media, there have been rave reviews from demons around town based on what we at Channel 666 are calling the surprise of the year. Or in fact, the history of Hell and its citizens.
KATIE KILLJOY - Sadly, for those who are sinners, you might as well turn off those TVs and buy a toy kitchen and a stroller to give up on your dreams.
TOM TRENCH - Actually Kate, for those of you sinners who haven't heard of this place, keep those TVs rolling. Because we have some who are sharing their perspective on this little NGO company by name of...
KATIE KILLJOY and TOM TRENCH - I.M.P! / the Immediate Murder Professionals!
KATIE KILLJOY - Right you are too, Tom. Ugh, can't believe I just said that.
A picture of the four I.M.P employees are then shown on the TV, using the green-screen behind the newsreaders.
TOM TRENCH - Since the grand opening at the start of the year, founder and apparently former clown with broken dreams, Blitzø, and his rule of three have been making themselves the name as (quotation fingers) 'imps... and hellhound', with the business model booming around the rings; taking care of the unfinished business of sinners whose lives were screwed over on Earth.
KATIE KILLJOY - Or perhaps, if they just want some asshole in their lives dead.
TOM TRENCH - Yes, that too. And I know a couple of lives I wanna screw over. (whistling at Loona and Millie)
KATIE KILLJOY - One of them's married, limp-dick Tom. Or should I say... (pours a scolding hot cup of Joe on Tom's privates) no-dick.
TOM TRENCH - GAH!! WHAT THE FUCK!!
KATIE KILLJOY - We now go to one of these sinner demons with his or her or both's perspective on working with these four surprisingly effective lackeys, then after the break, we'll be catching up with the princess of Hell, Charlemagne Morningstar, and the latest update on her so-called passion project. Take it away, sinner!
