Shocking Cryptids In The Forest

Magahorn's forest

When I went on a nature walk I was excepting peace, quiet and mindfulness.... As I was having a shitty day! At first it was just that but little did I know that my day was going to get worse and worse! Little did I know the forests behind my house that I do my modeling and nature walks was infamous for a monster that was going to eat people alive living little to know remains to be found! So I was enjoying the sounds of nature the twigs and leaves crunching under my shoes and I had to just relax! That was until I heard more crunching but thought it was another person I did not look around ! The sun was setting so it was time to head back especially darning thre autumn as the days were getting shorter minute by minute! So I had to get home! But ...... but there forest looked the same all around and I was like 100 feet in the forest and did not know where I was! Crunch crunch!
I then turn around and I see this monster that looks like it has a Magahorn for a mouth! And it was screaming and wailing at the sight of me! What was this thing!? I wannted to know my self and get this out of my head! Something like this is life changing but not in the positive sense! This thing was dealing and before I knew it I was 75% deaf from just hearing this fucking monster! I try to run but it was agile more so than I was! I wanted to run faster but this thing it was demonically fast as if from another dimension! What the hell was this thing! For your information I was 75% deaf in both ears at just hearing this crypid who is screaming and honking like an air horn from hell! As I tried to run I did not know what direction the house was so I just darted to the most familiar thing in the forest! This was a rock that I sometimes model on but it was going to save my life and my hearing at this point! When I saw it i went from one land mark to another and I was confident that the Magahorn was behind me eating a deer! UTI was not too too confident about this! So I kept running!
But what I didn't know was that the forest was getting deeper into and I found that I was not going the right direction instead I was going deeper into the forest instead of going to the outskirts of the forest where my house was instead this was the full moon came out and I ended up realizing that this mindfulness walk that I was having was making my day a lot worse! Which it should not! That was when I saw not just the full moon but also the darkening sky the night was falling! I tried to run away from the which I came from but I was still need deep in trouble and danger! When I went to look behind my back there was Magahorn on hot pursuit trying to get his next meal.....which would be me!
There is something about these crypids, they are all hangry! Hangry bring hungers and looking for food 24/7! That was when i did not want!
So slowly I hide under a rocker but the Magahorn was able to find me right away and to attack hpthe rock! I was fucked at this point! I have been in nasty situations before but I never thought that it would be the end of me before! Look at today when I was having a shit day at the office, the boss almost fired me which led me to this new situation! I wanted to start over but I was going to have my life ended by this mysterious siren head like creature! That was when I had I to fight back but if I did I was going to be dead meat for sure! So I stayed under the rock and tried to do deep breathing and trying to go t my happy place! But the thing let's call it that was punching a tree wailing at thre pain of punching the tree and i lost my hearing completely!
i tried to domthe deep bresthing and went to look inside for the strength to fight back!

as i lifted the rock, a feat that impressed me ! i upcutted the monster and was throughing dirt in its face as i run to the source of light.... was it a street light or back lightat my back deck! i was a blockhead tomthing this was a good idea! but what i did not except was that its hot breathn was literally streaming down the back of my neck! it was putrid and horrible to small!

as i was going to run i decided to kickmthe monster in the mouth! hopefully that was thst last it will see of me! i took a picture ofmit on my phone just incase i did not make it put alive there would be the would be proof ofmthis fucking thing! If I do survive I was going to turn the picture into a jigsaw puzzle! That as I was going to the light it made this creepy laughter like jigsaw off of the saw movies! It was something that will stick with me!

And this was going to be creepy for the night that I was going to have to endure

As the night continues it was not starless. Isn't except for the full moon! I had to get out of the forest and out of magahorn's clutches as I did run I ran too fast that my knee gave out!  I never had that problem in my life but I guess that the knee was giving up the ghost and I hobbled to the light!  I just fucking hope that it will not be the final light !  But I tried to run and limp at the same time!   As I  was slowed down to the pace of a car with a flat that was when I can feel magahorn's claws tearing at my flesh!  I could feel the blood gush from the torn flesh it heart like a bastard!  But instead of the light bringing me back to civilization I was brought to a campfire and there was someone hearing my screaming as I  was in pain, frustrated and frightened!  I asked the camper who was just an old man tell me how to avoid  death from the monster magahorn!  As I was going to tell him that I found magahorn he told me tape (these days means to video the monster from a safe distance!  As I did I hid behind the campfire and whipped out my phone and started videoing this for no one had survived to see this creature! 

I asked him if he knew what YouTube was!?

"A sight for looking at entertaining videos!" He answered!  "I suggest that you upload it if you find safety! Find a source of light!"

Find a source of light!  I guess magahorn was hyper sensitive to the light and was adverse too it!  And so I thought. That the forest could not last long enough for me to die that I would have to find the light soon!  I asked the old man if I could use a flashlight!    He through a massive flashlight and told me to run to the north as I did  I fund that there was a faint light at the other end of the forest!    It must be a street lamp,  thank god I thought at the sight of the flickering light!  I went and limped- and - ran to the fight wielding my flashlight as a weapon  against magahorn!    I now know his weakness .....light and daylight!  He was photosensitive and he hated the light. When I get to the street lamp I hear the screams that were blood curdling it was magahorn approaching the light and he run back into the forest that was when last saw magahorn!  As I look down the street it was the street that I live on and I limped to my house and to tend to my knee!   As this was going on I was shaking in pain and terror even though I was in a well light room!  The screams and such I could hear from out side!

I dreaded sleep for the simple fact that he would visit my nightmares and terrorize me for the night! I rested my bad leg and uploaded my magahorn video to YouTube and the title was it is real, magahorn is real!!

As I found some pride that I survived I could not go into the forest for the life of me as I was still shell shocked from my experience and I had to dea l with the forest at the day time! As I was    Trying to find away to find mindfulness in nature I could not think of any were that would be safe for me until a friend mentioned a walking trail that I could use that had lamps on it! 

I take it was near the magahorn forest!  

Think this is over not yet.....

As I was eating my breakfast I was  watching a documentary about the Sasquatch and that seeing the Sasquatch is life changing but never in a good way!  As I was still trying to collect my thoughts and my the pain killers that I needed for my knee!  I was trying to leave this leg elevated but then the this thought came. To me!

I wannted to know my self and get this out of my head!  Something like this is life changing but not in the positive sense!

This thought that I had for the  magahorn I shuttered and snaked at the thought of this  thought shooting through my brain!  I wanted to practice mindfulness but I had to do this in the safety of my own home!   As I looked on my phone and iPad for the perfect fucking mindfulness app I came cross finch that being said I used this for breathing and focuses exercises instead of sticking my neck out!  For that night where I danced with death I would have to go to therapy!  I was that traumatized at the thought of seeing the forest that I once called home!  As I was saying before seeing a cryptid creature does change your life but not in the good sense!  It will rip your mind apart and will leave you traumatized for life; be it Sasquatch or magahorn!

The end