The Idols of Gotham (Yan!BatFam x 1010!Idol!Reader)

Chapter 1

"Do we have to do this?" Said Trevor, still sulking at the revelation that he was an android, and besides the hairstyle he warmed up to despite looking like that red Tellituby, well his hairstyle was green color.

"Of course, all boy bands have stage names, to make it striking, and according to the technology within our new bodies have core goals- to entertain, to attract fans, and receive adoration. This must mean that if we complete our core mission, like actual boy bands, basically get the #1 rank of boy bands, and we probably go back to our world!" Y/n concluded while the others only stared at him.

"I hope we can, because I don't want to be in a metal body, metal ass, and probably a metal dick." Evelyn said as she adjusted her shades.

"Do we actually-" said Chika as she snapped her robotic neck to Evelyn, her yellow eyes staring wide at Evelyn.

"Don't ask, I don't know, and I don't want to even find out." Said Evelyn, her blue chromed eyes staring ahead, though not as expressive as a fleshy face, it was obvious that she was staring blankly.

"...." Chika only shivered, or more accurately quaked at that thought of having the opposite gender's genitalia, and she would follow Evelyn's lead and not find out.

"Nice that means I have balls of steel." Laughed Trevor, holding up his fist for a fist bump to Ramiro, Ramiro only looked focused on Y/n's lesson, since Y/n knew Boybands and the ins and out.

"Okay so for names, I dub myself, white as Rin, the main guy and certified big bro. For Green, aka you Trevor: Eloni, the Jokester." Y/n said as he wrote down the stage names.

"That's sounds like some sort of pasta." Trevor grumbled, hating his new name than the fact that he had a large hoop as his green hairstyle.

"Yellow, Chika, you are now Haym. The innocent and positive member." Said Y/n while Chika nodded, more or less welcoming the change of name.

"Evelyn, blue, you are Purlhew, or Purl Hew. You are the cool one just because of your glasses." Y/n proclaimed while Evelyn only adjusted her rounded shades with her middle finger.

"And Ramiro, Red, you are Zimelu, the bad boy." Said Y/n while Ramiro only looked like he was having a mid-life crisis, since he was terrible at being a rule breaker, and also because he felt a bit self conscious about having a mohawk.

"And lastly, you are no longer Margot, you are now Manager Neon J." Said Y/n while Margot only pumped her fists.

"As long as I can brag as a manager, Karens beware my team of hot sexy android men!" Said Margot while the others groan while Y/n only shook her head.

"I feel like 'sexy' is a bit overused, a bit cringe- what about arousing? Attractive? -what happened to ravishing~? I swear that word is overrated." Y/n sighed deeply, just so disappointed with the fact that he hated that word with a passion, he didn't know why but it gave him a near yucky feeling whenever even having the gall of saying it out loud.

Though he didn't even notice how the white highlights of his suit, his eyes, hair, and even colored cheeks dimmed. Well up until Margot pointed it out.

"Are you turned off? You dead right now Y/n?" Questioned Margot as she poked at Y/n while Y/n slapped her hand away.

"Ugh I wish, but this is crazy, this means the lights follow our emotions, probably lighting up when we are excited and happy, dim when we're not feeling well...." Theorized Y/n while the others only tested it out.