Slenderman: A Father, a Dad. These are powerful figures in our life that shape us who we are. The Fathers that we have in our lives help us shape into the person that we're going to be in the distant future. But we still ask ourselves this question, what makes a Good Father or a Bad Father?
Omega: The one that saves you from Planetary Destruction or the one that chokes your mommy to death. Yeah Happy Early Father's Day, everyone.
Slenderman: Bardock, the Lone Saiyan Warrior who fought against Fate.
Omega: And Darth Vader, the Sith Lord who is Luke's Father. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- I always wanted to say that.
Omega: He's Slendy and I'm Omega!
Slenderman: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill, to see who will win... A Death Battle.
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BARDOCK
Slenderman: In the far reaches of the cosmos laid a world with a people like no other, born and raised to do just one thing: fight.
Omega: The Saiyans. A proud warrior people from the planet Vegeta, ruled by, uh... King Vegeta! Wow, narcissist much?
Slenderman: Exactly. Their pride blinded them to the truth of their impending doom. But perhaps one Saiyan represented the best of them, even during their waning glory days.
Omega: Bardock! He's cool, he's crude, he's got a bad attitude, and if he goes apeshit, you're TOTALLY screwed!
Background
- Name: Bardock
- Age: 30+ years
- Height: 5'10" | 1.78 m
- Weight: 192 lbs | 87 kg
- Likes: Gine, Kakarot, his teammates
- Dislikes: Frieza, Dodoria, time travel
- Rocks a sick bandana
Omega: And guess what? He's the father of Goku!
Slenderman: Oh wow... Who wouldn't have guess?
Omega: Right, what a curve ball. Wait what does that make Turles then?
Slenderman: Let's not worry about that. Not since Dragon Ball Legends literally said "Fuck you, Turles". Bardock was a cold-blooded killer, ruthlessly conquering planets in service to the Saiyans' true overseer, Lord Frieza.
Omega: They didn't just conquer planets, they wiped out every living thing, leaving Frieza uninhabited rocks to sell away. Bardock... was an asshole. Well, until he wasn't.
Slenderman: Bardock's story has evolved over the years, with multiple iterations to draw from.
Omega: Including one where he's a "brilliant scientist"! Hehe...
Slenderman: But only one is considered officially canon. Bardock's demeanor began to shift when he met and eventually married fellow warrior, Gine, and had two sons: Raditz and Kakarot.
Omega: No, Bardock didn't go totally soft; he was still a ruthless warrior. You know that iconic red headband of his? It's stained with the blood of his fallen friends. Hardcore! That's the one thing I like most about Bardock. Which inspired me to create Zenith!
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Omega's DEATH BATTLE!
FanfictionI'm Omega! You probably heard from me after I killed my buddy, Zjohnson231. But anyways, it's Me and my best pal Slenderman's Job to analyze Culture's most Deadliest Characters to see who would win... A DEATH BATTLE!!!
