Theme song: Beverly Hills by Weezer
"HOw many apples can a person fit in their mouth at one time? This might shock you, but it is more than the amount of apples a horse can fit in their mouth at one time!!!!!!!" that blond girl friend says.
"You are stupid." says mia.
"Nooo don't say that" says Hot Marcus.
"You are stupid." says peter horseman.
"Do not be so rude" says Hot Marcus.
"Don't tell me what to do" says peter horseman.
Hot Marcus and peter horseman make out sloppy style with tongue
Hot Marcus takes off his pants and whips that thang around
peter gasps in shock "wow that's so shrexy"
Hot Marcus smirks "ya i know"
Hot Marcus is an omega. Peter is the alpha male.
Hot Marcus's pheromones start overloading peter horseman's senses
"We should do the do" says peter.
"The what?" says Hot Marcus.
"The hanky panky" says peter.
"The who?" says Hot Marcus.
"The devil's tango" says peter.
"The where?" says Hot Marcus.
Suddenly the devil appears. "Whomst spoketh mine own name?" he says.
"Whoaa!! That's unexpected!!" says peter and also Hot Marcus at the same time in unison.
The devil says, "wanna have a threesome?"
The devil takes off his pants and whips that thang around.
"You're all omegas, IM THE ALPHA SIGMA MALE" the debil yells
Peter horseman says "omg that's so skibidy. Take me now."
Hot marcus is jealous of the devil, peter horseman is his omega!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOI., "yelss Hot Marcus. "Your mine"
Peter hawthorne blushes bright red and stammers "y-yes"
Hot Marcus gently caresses his cheek. "I like you because you're not like all the other girls. You're... different"
"But im not a girl" says peter.
"I can fix that" says Hot Marcus.
The devil's gaze (gays) alternates between them
"Im gay too..." the devil says sadly
Hot Marcus takes a look at the devil's thang. "Dang... look at the girth on that thang"
They then all frick frack diddly whack.
YOU ARE READING
In the Stables, straight up "jorkin it".
Historical Fictionand by it, haha, well. let's justr say. the devil's peanits pinmarcus from free rein (pinxmarcus)
