I'm NOT a fan!!!1!

"Wtf delete it fat !!"

"So do you wanna go get McDonald's or something?" I asked as casually as I could. I did not want it to sound like I was asking him on a very classy date to Maccy d's.

"Wtf delete it fat !!" Carmie said. My mouth fell open. Did he just call ME fat?!

"Joking, babe," he said nonchalantly. BABE UGH. that's gonna take some getting used to. "I'm so down for a Big Mac rn," he continued. I smiled as we walked to McDonald's.

Carmie being the bae that he is, paid, AGAIN! I ate my double cheeseburger and fries with a chocolate milkshake and mozzarella sticks in about 10 minutes flat, a new record. Carmie looked at me in horror.

"Omg what?!" I panicked. Was there something round my mouth???

"You.... You just ate that ... So quick !!!!!!!" He screamed, "Marry me!" He joked but inside I was like YES YEP YEA OUI SI OKAY.

*beep beep*

My girl Holly💛💜💜💚❤️💛❤️💚💚💚💚💖💕💕💘💞💛💓💓💗💗💔💛💛❤️: hey slag I had an idea!!!!!

Me: what uh uh

My girl Holly💛💜💜💚❤️💛❤️💚💚💚💚💖💕💕💘💞💛💓💓💗💗💔💛💛❤️: Me & Tom and u & carmz should have a joint sleepover at mine 2nite BC my family is out omgggmgggmgmg

Me: uhhhhhhhh isn't Tom like 35 and got kids?¿

My girl Holly💛💜💜💚❤️💛❤️💚💚💚💚💖💕💕💘💞💛💓💓💗💗💔💛💛❤️: No u fucktard

Me: Oh mb, I guess I'll ask carmie then ?(?

Fuckckckckcjdkdks smakwkwnw w HOW DO I ASK HIM?!!??!!! He's gonna think I'm desperate FAN. oh crap. Fuckckkck k. Yolo.

"Carmie?" I sheepishly asked, looking at the wrapper of my burger, which was now threatening to come back up.

"Yes?" He asked. HES SL CJTE UFKKSKWKLS.

I gulped. "Tom and holly and I are having a sleepover I guess u could say, tonight at hers so I was urm, just urm, wondering if.....if,"

"If .. What?" He smirked. He knew what he was doing. Ffs.

Fuck, pull yourself together Emma! You're not meant to be A fan so you need to spit this out quicker than cum. "If you would like to come too?" I said cocky and confidently, also smirking. He grinned from ear to ear. Awwwwwwww.

"I would love to!!!!!!!!" He exclaimed. Eeeeeeee eis eeeeekekkwe !!! I happy danced in my seat.

Me: FUCK YEAH WERE COMING BITCHESSSSXSXSSSSS

My girl Holly💛💜💜💚❤️💛❤️💚💚💚💚💖💕💕💘💞💛💓💓💗💗💔💛💛❤️: YAAAAAAASSSS MA NOODLE. MEET AT LEICESTER SQUARE IN AN HOUR KAY?

Me: Kk b see ya cocoxoxoxoxooxoxooxosoxoxoxoxox

Tonight was going to be good.