[Footage from S1 E1 of Total Drama starts to play]
Chris: Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest reality show on television right now.
[Camera glitches and shows Chris in present time, standing on the dock of Wawanakwa]
Chris: Sound familiar? Yeah, that was yours truly, (He winks) 17 years ago! And now we're coming to you live from Camp Wawanakwa, newly restored from... y'know what, it doesn't matter. (He flashes the audience his signature smirk) I am here today to announce season... wait what season is this again? Anyways, new season of hit reality show Total Drama! Yay! 22 new contestants, new drama, but the same old island. Who will win? Who will fall in love? Who will become a mutant due to unforeseen circumstances? Find out on this season: Total. Drama. Return of Wawanakwa!
[Camera glitches off]
So, my dear viewers, who will win TDROW? Will it be...
The Type-A?
The Skater Boy?
The Theatre Kid?
The Track Star?
The Invisible Bookworm?
The Artist?
The Cheerleader?
The Blackmailer?
The Normal One?
The Child Celeb?
The Mean Rich Girl?
The Geek?
The Hippie?
The Musician?
The Eye-Candy Punkette?
The Adrenaline Junkie?
The Kid Who's just Here Because Chris Didn't Want To Be Cancelled For Not Having A Contestant With A Mental Disability?
The Femboy?
The Teenage Runaway?
The Camp Counselor?
The Ballet Dancer?
Or The Ex-Intern?
Find out on December 1st, for the first episode of
Total...
Drama...
RETURN OF WAWANAKWA!
Yeah that sounds better when Chris does it.
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Total Drama Return of Wawanakwa
Fanfiction22 new contestants, heaps of new drama, but the same old island*. *Reconstructed version (Budget cuts may occur due to the amount of money spent on re-building Wawanakwa) ------------------------------------------ A fanmade season of Total Drama, t...
