Doctors -- "Take off your clothes."
Dentist -- "Open wide."
Hairdressers -- "Do you want it teased or blown?"
Milkmen -- "Do you want it in front or in back?"
Interior decorators -- "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
Bankers -- "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
Police officers -- "Spread 'em."
Mailmen -- "I've got a package for you."
Pilots -- "I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady."
Hunters -- "I love going deep in the bush."