In the not-too distant future...
Next Sunday, AD...
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me...
This isn't his first
Rodeo
He got captured again and wouldn't you know
George Forrester has an evil scheme for his place
That's why he
Turned 'em into monsters
While they riff on stuff in space!
"I'll send 'em a bone-chilling story..."
"The worst... I can find..."
"They'll have to sit and watch it, too,"
"Meanwhile they lose their minds!"
Now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end...
So he'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his monster friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL!
CAMBOT! (can you blink?)
GYPSY (pardon my bolts!)
TOM SERVO! (woah, there!)
CROOOOOOOOOOOW! (is that the moon I see?)
If you wondering just how will he cope
With the changes in the ship?
Repeat to yourself that this is just fate!
You should really get some chips and dip!
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
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MST3K- Halloween Special!
FanfictionJoel and the bots riff on another book, similar to my series where the entire gang riff on MY terrible books from when I was nine... But it's Halloween. Which means spooky season provides tricks by George Forrester. They riff the movies... As their...
