Mst3k Stories

I'm gonna review some of my older shit and other people's stuff that interests me. IM NOT TRY TO HARM ANY OF THESE WATTPAD WRITERS, THIS IS JUST MY OPINION.

You're probably gonna see just some random quotes from MST3K. I might add some random things I've done while quoting MST3K with my friends. ***Obviously, I don't own any of these characters, but you should know that.

First part is during the 525 years of solitude, wrote by the perspective of yours truly ! (Crow T. Robot) This is the first story I've ever published so please have some mercy! Though please so give me some advice. I might continue this if y'all enjoy it

the hole gang is busy minding their own bussness, when they find out on the ship there's space rats! (based off the tv series MST3K)

I've had several requests to sin this monstrosity of a book. Considered by many to be the polar opposite of legendary trollfic My Immortal, only this one is (supposedly) written by a Christian mother in an attempt to sanitize the Potterverse for her kids. So, let's see if this has as many sins in it as the Harry Potter fanfic that was the literal definition of sin. Oh, and I should mention that the BOLD AND UNDERLINED additions to my comments are from Donald J Trump, who took over the management of this account in 2016. Link to original: https://www.wattpad.com/story/60502436-hogwarts-school-of-prayer-and-miracles And without further ado, the author's original description: Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

The bizarre adventures that take place on Moon Co- the greatest gig this side of the solar system!

You know, it's a little surprising there's no Timmy fan fiction, or Robot x Human MST3K fan fiction. That I know of. I'm getting a sense that the fanbase won't like the idea of human and robot relations in regards to MST3K. Anyways, Timmy comes back.

Jonah and the 'Bots take on the infamous and incredibly unfunny "Starving Games." In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.

This is a fan fiction based off of the new Mystery Science Theater 3000, but the plot is rather unconventional. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Melody Forrester has lived her entire life with her mad scientist mom, Kinga, on Moon 13's research base, and she doesn't like it. First of all, she has no friends, no formal education, and no human contact aside from her mom and Max, Kinga's assistant, who is really dumb and sort of a creep. Second of all, she thinks Kinga's experiments are horrible, and she wishes she could help Jonah and the bots escape her clutches, even if it means her mom would disown her. (Not the worst thing ever, seeing as how she hates her mom.) But what she wants most of all is for Kinga to accept her for who she is, and to stop seeing her as a future mad scientist, as well as a disappointment to the Forrester bloodline. Melody wants to be as normal as she can, and subjecting people to the movie tortures her mom puts people through is NOT in her definition of normal. As the days wear on, Melody keeps asking herself: "Am I ever going to be more than 'a disappointment?' Can I get my mom to love me for who I am?" Please read, vote, share, and comment :) non-harsh criticism is welcome.

this isn't supposed to be happening.

When provincial geologist Dr. Thomas McGreggor flees through a winter forest, pursued by black-clad cultists, he confronts the megalomaniacal Satoris. Ancient symbols and forbidden knowledge collide as Satoris performs a blood ritual to breach the veil to the hidden city of Ziox-unaware that some barriers exist for humanity's protection.

y/n was watching netflix on the couch, as always. Little did she know, the evil scientist Kinga decided to bring in another test subject. And she happened to pick y/n. Humor, y'all. Humor.

My Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the reader's basic human decency goes un-snarked at. So come on and join Harry Potter, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Professor Snap [sic] and all your old favorites for EVERYTHING Wrong With My Immortal.

In the not too distant future... Mike shows up on Joel's doorstep in the middle of the night with the worst news imaginable. The bots are gone, kidnapped, and neither host knows where they are or who took them. *Cue epic adventure music* Joel and Mike, with a little help from some... unexpected friends, embark on the cross-country, cross-continent, and maybe even cross-planetary adventure of a lifetime. By the way, if you're wondering how they eat and breathe, and other science facts... then that's really an odd thing to wonder as they're currently on Earth: haven of oxygen and fast food franchises.

I've been on a break from Wattpad for a while. *Ding!* But I couldn't stay away from my first love that is Harry Potter fanfiction. Here, for a change, is a story that's not found on Wattpad, but nonetheless has some sins in it. You can read the original here - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11395728/1/The-Many-Faces-of-Har-er-Adira-Potter - but only on the condition that you DON'T go any leave a comment saying it's bad. If you want to do that, do it here. Now without further ado, the summary: Harry Potter is a wizard, which surprises him. But Harry Potter is also a Multiple, which surprises everyone. But that's not the end of the surprises. Note: Trans!Harry eventually. (Note: This fic was originally called The Many Faces of Harry Potter, but was later changed on some platforms to The Many Faces of Adira Potter when the title character came out as trans. I'm just going to use the title it has on FFnet so that people still know it's a Harry Potter fic.)

Sequel to the Oval Memoir you have read all that Ovalsan Ivan know about the Multiverse now you will know what he did and learned the truth of most dimensions of Cartoon Network and Nick as well as other events from his point of view as well as his first encounters and the impact he made Endeavors dimensions and what those he knows call the Eternal conflict. Note some chapter will be backdoor Pilots to upcoming storys Start date July 11th 2021 End date November 26th 2021

uhh, this is my first time doing this, lmao

Prisoners of Gravity was a Canadian public broadcasting television news magazine program that explored speculative fiction-science fiction, fantasy, horror, comic books-and its relation to various thematic and social issues. Originally produced by TVOntario, the series aired 139 episodes over five seasons from 1989 to 1994. The show includes many interviews with authors and artists. The style is very similar to Mystery Science theater 3000. This is a compilation of the existing episodes on YouTube.

Joel and the bots riff on another book, similar to my series where the entire gang riff on MY terrible books from when I was nine... But it's Halloween. Which means spooky season provides tricks by George Forrester. They riff the movies... As their Halloween Costumes. With Joel as a vampire, Tom as a Centaur, Crow as a Werewolf, and Gypsy as a Frankenstein monster, what WON'T go wrong?