Stars hide your fires ...(Macbeth xYoung siward)

Thou liest abhorred tyrant ;

"What is thy name" young siward doth inquire -his voice chilled with malice
"Thou'll be afraid to hear it" Macbeth responded... with a boner.
"No thy call'st thyself a hotter name because you're so hot oh gosh" young siward dropped his sword and almost his pants
"My name is macbeth but you can call me daddy" macbeth doth wink at the hand and meandered away from his new victim- he hath approached old siward and spoke thine creduolous words
"I am going to touch young siward" he continued "young siward hath me rapt upon his baby brown curséd eyes"
Old siward agasped and had become full o'the rage o'the devil and almost succumbed to death of a cardiac arrest.
Macbeth finished the job and penetrated him with his sword, smoked with bloody execution as he carved out his passage. He then turned to young siward "i will carve out thou'st passage"
Young siward hath become'st stunned to silence but Macbeth did not seem amused by the lack of reaction
"You egg!! Respond at once or thou will be my cream-faced loon for all eternity"
"I'm terribly sorry macbeth!" Young siward yelped
"That's DADDY to you... now it's time for you to see MY birnam wood..."
Young siward tried to hide his joy at thus spoken words because he know'st that macbeth doth like to play it rough.
"Ever since lady macbeth killed herself... I've need'st some one to provide an heir to my throne..." macbeth hinted
Surely he can't mean what he hath thought thou mean'st— that he was going to be impregnated???
"But sir!" Young siward exclamoured before macbeth make hastily interrupted
"I understand your concerns, but the great chain of being shall'st bend for the wills of the future young Macbeth"
Young siward shook in his boots, he hath just seen his father slain before him but this was by far the scariest thing he had heard today. Macbeth instructed young siward to return to dunsinane castle and prepare for himself to be "unmann'd in folly" by "what beast that durst do it"
Macbeth continued to destroy Malcom's army with a new found desire... young siwards ...anon.

-exuent-