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so ddot thinks he knows what i need so i ain't so angry no more.
ion think he knows shit.
the guy has half a brain cell.
he's so stupid.
but we gon hear him out either way.
"are you even listening to me?" he asked and i nodded.
"i am now."
"okay so yk what you need?"
"yea-"
"no you don't, so imma tell you. you, my friend need some nice sloppy toppy." he said and i just stared at him so confused.
what the fuck is sloppy toppy?
"head. you need ya dick sucked mate." he replied noticing how confused i was.
"you offering?" i asked and he mugged the shit outa me.
"don't disrespect me like that."
"ddot spell disrespect." i said and he smacked his lips.
"leave me the fuck alone. you lucky im finding you a smooch that gives good brain." he said typing mad fast on his phone.
i know what ever he saying to who he's messaging aint gon know what the fuck he's saying.
the nigga can't spell for shit.
like our oy gc when he types it out cs we're so used to it by now we just abt make out what he's tryna say but other than that he always be sending voice notes cs he's so dyslexic.
stupid ass nigga.
"aight party, 10pm tn be there i'll send you the addy yfm. get some nice slops and you'll be good for the rest of the week." he said giving me a thumbs up and i just stared at him blankly.
"get out my room now."
"this why you need some pussy."
"i ain't fucking nobody." i said and he rolled his eyes.
