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The contestants are laughing and having fun with the poppers: Lightning is launched away, Barf Bag puts a popper on Eggy's head (which apparently happened to Tree earlier), and Needle and Firey Jr. set up an obstacle course utilizing poppers. Nickel launches onto Spongy's face.My turn!*puts a popper inside her and becomes...*...The contestants continue to have fun.Hey guys! Loser in the house!Loser!I love those! I used to play with them all the time.Loser. These toys were just invented. You said you used to play with them... an hour ago, they didn't exist. They weren't invented yet! You couldn't have been playing with them if they didn't exist! That is a lie! You lied to us, Loser! Why did you do that?! WHY DID YOU INTENTIONALLY TELL US SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE UP?!WHY DID YOU LIE TO US, LOSER?!Silence, as Loser is shocked. Bomby punches a toy away and takes Four's intro pose.♪ Intro ♪After the introPre-Stapy, Puffball, Balloony, Woody, Taco, Nickel, and Spongy all next to Donut.Everybody! Clear the area! This is my first time hosting Cake at Stake, and I don't want to mess it up!Oh my gosh! This [pulls out ] is exciting!That makes me forget everything that happened earlier![viewfinder of camera]Huh? Where'd he go?No! Donut's a vampire too?Lightning zooms out the camera, revealing Donut.Oh! There he is!Meh.. Still got other evidence.Lightning takes a picture of Donut.♪ Cake at Stake ♪Cake At StakeTeam Losers, you lost last episode. Also you don't have to sit so close.The Losers go very far away from him.That's better. Viewers chose one of you to be eliminated. If you're safe, you'll be getting [holds up rubber popper] cake!*Gasp* [realizes Loser is sitting far away from him] Oh...Pin, Coiny, and Cake?Yeah?You all got three-digit number of votes, but you're safe.Donut tosses cake. Coiny is knocked down

Pin got 305 votes, Coiny 526 votes and Cake 826 votes.Umm, this is not cake.It's topped with a grain of sugar!And I'm gonna find it! [licks] BLUEUHEHELHLEHLEH-As for , you're safe. [tosses cake] Even with your monstrous four-digiters!

[Firey got 1,075 votes, Needle 1,400 and 2,166.]Cut to Loser and Eggy, who are in the bottom 2.Now are the only ones left! I'm sensing some un-easiness from Loser here. Is it the mistake you made earlier? [zooms in on Loser] Voters won't forget that.That doesn't apply to today though.You're right. Eggy, though, what you said last time, does...Flashback to BFB 6.Now wait, let's think about this!And the result is...!A moment of suspense.Loser, are you feeling alright?Pretty much.Good, because YOU'RE ELIMINATED!Loser has gotten 12,062 votes. Loser is saddened. Donut throws the cake to Eggy, who got 4,759 votes.*GASP**GASP*Pan right to , who *GASP* in shock.Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words?*deep breaths*Cut to black.Jawbreaker IntermissionFashion with !*THUMPING on a jawbreaker piece**thinking it's a popper* Ruby! Stop playing with !Huh?It's a symbol of a very painful moment for all of us!Fries, these are the pieces of the jawbreakers we have lying around.Flower emerges from the jawbreaker Ruby was thumping.Yeah, and there's something really weird I've found out about them. Sound can come in, but it can't come out!Wait... why is a piece of food so-Uh uh uh! Fries, this jawbreaker looks perfect on you!Ruby, isn't that kinda-Wait...eh! Something's off! [pushes jawbreaker piece further into him] There we go! Truly ethereal.As Fries walks blindly...Like, is that Flower you're wearing too? Her eye for fashion has got so good lately.Turning the jawbreaker inside-outDonut, what did you do with Loser?I eliminated him!What did you do with Loser?!I put him in one of the jawbreakers, but he kept crawling out, [activates the ] so I turned it inside-out. Turns out saliva's as good as glue.Loser, are you in there? Hah! Of course you're in there!Huh? Hey, what's this? ""?Donut overhears Loser discovering his diary and presses the button on the remote rapidly., and appear on scene.That's horrifying!He had it coming.He saved you!Ungrateful!He was trying to gain something!He lied ONCE!He doesn't deserve this...Deserve what?...the criticism.He's gone for a reason.HATER!You just wanna take everything we love, and DESTROY IT!!!What are you talking about? Loser's dead!*GASP*Actually, he's over here. *tosses jawbreaker*The jawbreaker crushes Taco.*SCREAM*Huh?? What was that?Well, at least the twinkle's gone.Get it away! [throws it at...]OOF!Hey! What makes think want ? [tossing it]With the Liar Ball being tossed around everywhere...Looks like we've got our seventh contest!Up in Space with ABNTT & Teams and are still stuck on the Moon.Taco's DEAD?!She was the only earthling out of both of our teams!Gaty views squished Taco from above...I dunno, she kinda looks the same from above.The contest rules stick to the lens."Contest rules?" Ok. "Around us..."The Challenge...are eight craters! One for each team! If the ball gets into your crater, your team loses. Go!Balloony goes for the ball.We got the ball. Beepers, let's go! [is popped by Stapy]Foldy goes for the ball.I got it. Foodies, get over here!Foldy is ripped by Woody, who goes for the ball.Neh nehrnr, nehn'neh nenehnr! [is hit by Bell and becomes...]AAAAAA-Bell goes for the ball.Freebies, I can't do this alone! Help me get this thing over-! [is stabbed by Naily, gains legs]Naily goes for the ball.Don't worry, Icy boys! I got this! [ding]Oh my goish! Why is everyone so... so moirderous?Bubble! Do you see what's happened? Loser was everyone's hero!While Lightning speaks, the camera shows Bell with Naily through her and Needle through Naily's head and Bottle with a fortune cookie and Tree inside her fighting over the ball.[off-screen] Now that he's gone, no one knows what's right, anymore!Somebody help me get outta here!Now, who wants to help me score a goal? [flies off]LOIGHTNING, NO!!!Needle has seemingly failed to obtain the ball. Pie is now in possession of the ball.I miss my team already...Lightning zaps the ball, causing Pie to be knocked back into the air.Life may be worse now, but at least I'm free.Basketball's planPie is seen in midair by Lollipop through the telescope.Looks chaotic.Glad I'm not down there. Whatever disease they got sounds dreadful.Lollipop! There's no one down there to defend our goals! [shows her the vacant team goals] We have to be there. One of our teams is gonna lose, and 's gonna come back. [shows Four flying in the sky] And do you really want to see Four flying right at you at a million miles an hour?!Guys, I know what to do! For the past 2 weeks I've been inspecting Robot Flower...*doing the same eyebrow motion as depicted in the previous episode**also doing the same eyebrow motion*...are you done?I'msorry!And it just turns out, she can send data to the ship! [presses a button, making the ship's lights go on]The ship's broken though!Not the communicator dish!Oh. [dips some chips] That's what it is?Back down there, Pillow, Remote and Pen is in possession of the Liar Ball.And there's The teams assemble.Ready to go?Yes.Alright. Robot Flower, you're going to translate our inputs into signals that the ship can sent to Remote. We have to trust you, OK? Don't. Break. The signal.Got it, GB.Alright, let's go!Grassy activates the satellite dish.Controlling RemoteA connection is established, and Robot Flower finds herself in the .HUH?!.. Where.. am I?*CONTROLLED*[CONNECTION ESTABLISHED]Huh...Tennis Ball presses a button on Robot Flower, making Remote move.This doesn't seem very ethical...Heyheyhey, the ball's heading for 's goal!Tennis Ball starts mashing buttons on Robot Flower, moving Remote to 's goal.But Remote's a person! We used to play tetherball...Remote stops Pen from inserting the ball into 's goal.Huh? Remote? What are you doing?[Static]-Somebody-[Static]-help-[Static]-me!Tennis Ball continues to mash buttons.Go left!Go right!Do a dance.People! We're doing our best, but this is an unstable situation.The rocket starts to shake.Woah! What's going on?Instability... Grassy is here to protect!Grassy moves the rocket, causing the connection to become unstable.[UNSTABLE CONNECTION - Excessive packet droppings. Gross but true.]Huff huff huff... types "PANIC" Please go through, please go through-Robot Flower receives the transmission. Remote continues to type...The thing Remote has transmitted is a... [DOWNLOADING BOMB]Wait, what is this?Remote is getting the ball away from 's goal full tilt.Not today, you are!What's going on? She's not responding to our controls!Something's wrong! Hands off! Hands off!A warning materializes: [WARNING: 8-BALL WILL DIE. BASKETBALL WILL DIE. BLOCKY WILL DIE. BOOK WILL DIE. DORA WI-]No! This can't be happening! How can I- "Close Connection?" When did this get here?8-Ball, check the ship!Got it.GB, keep an eye on the dish!Wha-who do you think you-ugh, you're right. I'm on it!The Warning Is Complete: [DORA WILL DIE. GATY WILL DIE. GOLF BALL WILL DIE. GRASSY WILL DIE.] Also listed are Ice Cube, Tennis Ball, TV, the rocket, the chip bag, dips and three chips.We have to trust you, OK? Don't. Break. The Signal.After a moment of contemplation...OHHH! [closes connection]The data void collapses around her.Another Win for !Death P.A.C.T. has scored a goal in A Better Name Than That's hole.Goal!!!Take that, Better Namers!Feels good to score a completely defenseless goal!Wait... What? Robot Flower, you promised not to break the signal!TV, did you know about this?I side with Robot Flower. Mechanical minds stick together.Remote still receives the transmission, and blows herself up inside the hole, sending the Liar Ball flying.*SCREAM*The Better Namers' voting screen appears.Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets on who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.StingerLoser is flying in the vacuum of space inside the .Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words?*breathes* You know what? I do. Guys, thank you for doing your best to make me feel welcome. I know it didn't last long, but, I'm gonna miss what we did together. We had fun... and, that's all that matters. Good thing Four is gone. At least I could spend my last few days with you. I'm proud of you, and I hope we can meet again.

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