1, 2, 3, 4. Who do we think is a stupid annoying bore? Spongy! Spongy!Hey! Ruby! I gotta borrow you for a sec!5, 6, 7, 8.Whoa!Flower grabs Ruby and sets her down away from Match.Flower, this better be important. I was in the middle of my favorite game!(gasp) You mean Flower Power?No, I hate that game! You always win.Well, you guys never grow enough petals out of your head to win. Anyway, Ruby! You're the first person to recognize my true beauty!Flashback to BFB 1.Flower's pretty beautiful.(gasp)End of flashback.I need you to start convincing your ignorant friends that I'm pretty!Oh, uh, Flower? I may have liked how you looked , but something about you just seems a little off today.Are you telling me that I'm UGLY?!Well, not exactly...*starts clenching her fist, curling up her arm in an unnatural way* WHY, I OUGHTTA CRUSH YOU!!!Whoa! You suddenly look pretty again!Huh?Ugly. Beautiful. Ugly. Beautiful!Well, it DOES feel nice being called beautiful again.Hideous. Nauseating. Marvelous! Appalling. Gross. Monstrous. Despicable. Gorgeous! Tacky. Trashy. Getting better... Almost passable...!ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!Lovely!!! Atrocious. Fantastic! Sickening. Pathetic. Sloppy. Horrid. Messy. Fabulous! Hey Match? Can we start playing again?Oh, actually? Like, while you were gone, I started analyzing our name-calling, Spongy-bashing, verbal-bullying game... And uhh... Started playing it with Spongy.Yeah!!♪ intro ♪Team Death P.A.C.T.! Assemble or you will tremble!Hm. I think I'd rather tremble.Nghh... then, assemble or you will... nnn! Mm!Be dismembled?Yeah! You'll be dismembled!Oh. Well, I don't have any limbs, so I wouldn't mind dismemberment.rrRRRRH! Assemble!Assemble or...[screeches in rage]Hey! That doesn't rhyme!Tree falls down, dazed.I guess there's no arguing with that.Podiums raise up and Ice Cube is flung into the air.*screams*♪ Cake at Stake plays ♪Deathers. This blasphemous abomination of a drawing has led you here today!Ey! Be nice.Pen.EeEeEyEArRG-You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!Uh...I...I'd rather take the screech!If you say so.[HICCUPS A SCREECH AT PEN]*falls down, dazed*Let's pick up the pace! How many votes?20,389! Each of the seven safe contestants will receive a FORTUNE COOKIE! The contestant with the most votes goes away!Well, as long as elimination doesn't mean dying, then we're still successfully preventing death.*off-screen* Oh noio! [pop]And Bubble is dead!Pen.YUH! (echo)You received the fewest votes! (1093)YAY.You're the first lowest-voted person whose name DOESN'T start with a B!Wait, you don't know? My legal name is actually... 🅱️en.What's your fortune, 🅱️en?"One should always hope that life will be full of happiness.. brought by... Ice Cube?"🅱️en, that sure is a weird fortune, 🅱️en.Pillow can also sleep easy tonight!Oh yeah! (1300 votes) *reads her fortune* "Go Icy! You're my idol!"? Hm. That's odd.You're odd.Hey!!!Tree-mote! Also safe. (1402 Tree, 1370 Remote)"Ice Cube is the best thing to ever grace this universe"? That's not true! It's ."I love Icy so much my bones hurt"? Four, where did you get these so-called fortunes?Dumpster!Donut, Naily, Spongy and Barf Bag surround Gelatin.Huh? Eheheheh...*Pats Gelatin*The other four Team Ice Cubers are happy.Bottom 4.Contestants with holes?Yes?You can fill those holes with cookie goodness! (2261 Bottle, 1415 Black Hole)Black Hole sucks in his cookie, and Bottle's cookie falls through her opening on the top.Heehee! That tickles!Bottom 2.Pie and Liy are in the bottom 2.Oh no! I'm in the bottom two? Hmm... I said one pun two months ago. So voters should see me in a positive light!Some days I survive; other days I don't. It's no big deal either way.And the results are...A moment of suspense as Pie and Liy's votes are revealed...Hi Pie, bye Liy! (3995 & 7553 respectively)HEY! I WANTED TO SAY THAT!Well, if you don't like it, just screech me!!Oh. I'll do MUCH worse.So, I'm safe?Yeah!Four throws a fortune cookie to Pie. She cracks it open and reads..."Put down this fortune and listen to Liy. She's speaking now."Well, I've heard your message, and I've heard it LOUD and CLEAR. you guys obviously don't want me here! Remote! How many lives has this team saved?2,763.And how many am I responsible for?2,753.Exactly. When I joined this team, I thought I could put my traumatic killing past behind me. So many of my hours and so much of my willpower was spent on SAVING instead of MURDERING! I thought you guys would support me! But I guess you WON'T! And if you WON'T,(raged through clenched teeth) THEN WHAT'S THE POINT IN RESTRAINING MYSELF?While Liy is speaking, images show of her with other teammates, showing her killing past, saving Blocky, Fanny, and Firey Jr.Liy, no!*Flips her switch down.*Meh, she's done that before.*Liy flips her switch.**Flips her face into her debut design.*WHAT THE FLIP???*Flips switch up.*Four, I don't like that, could you suck her up?[SUCKS LIY INTO THE EXIT]*Slightly smiling* Nah. If we're gonna smile, we're gonna smile real big!Yeah!Foldy and Stapy smile very widely.Does anybody even remember what Liy was a switch FOR?I thought she was just a light switch.According to my research, she does a lot more than that!Whatever.Heeeeyyyyyy guys!!!!!!!Flower! What the heck are you doing!?I, I, I'm not doing anything! I'm just being my beautiful self!Well, you look idiotic!Yes. Completely and utterly idiotic! Four, give her a dose of the screech, will you please? *Four grabs her ear* Unghghgh!screEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Hey! Four? Where did X go?Limb reattachment center! (moments of silence) Today's contest is to fly your team's plane as long as possible! First team to hit the ground is up for elimination!Free Food enter their plane.Woah! This plane's made of paper? Not sure if that can support my weight!The other teams enter their planes.Ready, set, GO!Everyone[screaming]Every team is flying around.[Cut to A Better Name Than That]How's the steering going?There's no steering at all! This is actually JUST a paper plane![Cut to Team Ice Cube!]Let's use Bomby to explode the other planes!GELATIN, BOMBY IS STILL OUR FRIEND, AND THE ANSWER IS STILL NO![Cut to iance]I'll get us to soar above the others!Yoooou're killing it, Lightning!NO FLYING ALLOWED! [presses button which obliterates Lightning and Black Hole]Heheheheey, d-do you think you can just disable Puffball instead of obliterating her?FINE! *presses button which wraps Puffball and Cloudy in sticky tape*Woah![thick accent] Thank you for piloting, David..... ..-.. -.. .-.(HIDDEN)The caption reads, "We're glad you found your true calling."Beep's plane malfunctions and shakes around, making a clang sound. This causes Cloudy to look like he is dead.(sarcastically) Yeah, real pro, everybody! Cloudy's doing just fine over here!I dunno, Balloony, it looks like it's hurting him![thick accent] It's sarcasm,Oh, right! I keep forgetting.Beep's plane loses control.[screaming] [thick accent] We're falling!Heheh! Uh.... oh. We ARE falling.Heheh! Those guys need to learn about weight distribution! (Free Food's plane suddenly loses control) Whoa!! Woah! Sorry! My stapler instincts just took over!Free Food[screaming]Free Food plummets along with Beep.Wow! Beep and Free Food seem to think it's a race!Guys, aim for the cliff! We needa delay the impact!If we don't make it over the cliff, we'll be the first to hit the ground![thick accent] We're not gonna make it!How do we steer this thing? There's no way to change the airflow! [echoing] change the airflow...*dabs*Woody! You're a genius!Nickel, Balloony, and Rocky also dab, causing their plane to fly sideways.Everybody! We need to slow this plane down!Free Food tries to slow the plane down, but Stapy ends up stapling lots of staples. The staples hit the ground and begin to break the ground.I don't think our dabbing is enough![thick accent] David, please! Wake up!*vomits on David*The ground stapled by the staples breaks into two.Bulleh!David! You're baaack!I think we're gonna make it!The ground eventually splits in half, revealing Free Food is still in the air. Beep, however, crashes, with all members face planted in the ground, except Cloudy.Thank you for catching them, ground! They could've hit the ground.Team Beep. One of you is going away!You guys? You can just... do whatever you want. I dunno.AllYay!Cut to voting screen.Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.And don't forget to use brackets![Epilogue]X is lying by the cliff waving his arms around while a song playsSinger(low-voiced and off-key) ♪ Glad to have two legs again! Glad to be an X again! ♪EveryBodyApplause
