(ok so I found this and now I'm making a chapter about.... My plot bunnies (and Bitty) have gotten me again side eyes my helpful co-idea creator, Bitty so we're gonna do this and since not much the characters play the recommended instrument in the short (yet one of them is a character that I haven't added to the story yet) then it'll just be venom playing guitar and harmonizing with Sophia and have our loveable panda play a tambourine 😂 and also this song may include bringing up the word of drugs and the lyrics are a little.... Sexual so if y'all don't wanna read it then skip it if ya wanna)
Sophia and panda walked over to butcher, vinn, that's still sleeping on butcher, and venom with smiles on their faces. "Hey guys this is panda and she matches my vibe so she's vibing with us" Sophia said as she pointed at panda beside her. Panda waves at the three with a pure happy smile on her face. Butcher looks at panda slightly and shrugs and puts his focus back on the sleeping vinn on his chest. Venom looks at panda and returns a smile to her before sliding down from the booth chair to make space for Sophia and panda. Once panda and Sophia scootched into the booth everyone started to crack up some conversation and such. "So panda I haven't seen you before. Are you new around here?" Butcher said while looking at the three across the table from him and vinn. Panda nods with her same smile. "Yep! i moved around here a week ago and so far I'm loving it! But I'm still looking for a job around here though" Panda said with a slight shrug. Suddenly Sophia comes up with a little idea "oh! How about you work at the butcher shop with us! We're always open to people since it's actually just us working there" Sophia said as she glances at butcher, hoping that he'll accept the idea. Butcher sighed and nodded slightly since he still needed more employees. "Yeah I could use some more employees and judging from energy then you could be a cashier with vinn so if you want it then the job is yours" butcher said with a slight shrug. Panda looks at him with an excitedly shocked look "oh really? Well how much does it pay?" Panda said curiously. Butcher said with a slight shrug "well I could say it would be 10-13 dollars an hour". Panda took a moment of thought and nodded "alright I'll take it" panda said with grin. "Good. Here's the butcher shop address and be there by 9 am" butcher said as he handed panda a business card. Panda takes the card with a smile along with Sophia "yay you'll be working with us now!" Sophia said with a bright smile and venom grins that there'll be another person added to the usual group. "How about a round of victory drinks eh?" Venom suggested with a grin. Sophia and panda both agreed and butcher shrugs, unfazed, because he knows that he's most likely gonna be the one getting everyone home at least.
As the group continues to drink Sophia, venom and panda start to get drunker than they once were while butcher just feels somewhat the same since he has high tolerance to alcohol. After a while of pure nonsense drunk talk that probably didn't form any words (unless you're a fellow drunk person) venom notices two cops, one dude and the other a lady, walk in and getting some drinks. With just that venom got a very mischievous idea with a grin on his face, venom taps Sophia's shoulder "yo Soph check it those cops!" Venom said as he points at the cops. "You know what I'm thinking?" Venom said with a mischievous grin. "Oh yeah I definitely know what you're thinking" Sophia said as she returned the grin back at venom. Panda looks over Sophia's shoulder and notices the cops as well. "Ooh what are you two gonna do? I wanna join!" Panda said with a joyful smile. Sophia whispers the idea to panda and she nods. The three of them walked off (with
butcher staying where he's at since he does not giving a damn that they're gone since he isn't gonna be the moma for whatever they're planning to do) to the stage, panda grabbed a tamberine and venom grabbed a guitar as Sophia grabbed the stage microphone. The group started up and waited for the cops to walk near the stage before starting. (My sleepy lazy ahh is at me again)
(🎶) Venom: "is that a baton in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Panda: "she puts the shirt on shorty"
Sophia: "and he looks like he wants to chance me!"
At this point they caught the officers attention which they both gave Sophia and venom dumbfounded looks.
All 3: "cop cuties, cute, and on duty Navy blue booties go ahead and lock me up!"
Venom and Sophia: "arrest me but make it sexy! Arrest me but make it sexy!"
Venom: we'll meet up at the back of your car and we'll start a verbal flirtation
Sophia: "Im doing tax fraud and arsons and now take me to your station"
All 3: "cop cuties, cute, and on duty Navy blue booties go ahead and lock me up!"
Sophia and venom: "arrest me but make it sexy"
Venom: "sell me some meth please so I can get arrested by this daddy of a cop. his daddy cop walk"
Panda: "and those daddy cop arms"
Sophia: "and his daddy cop butt"
All 3: "ow! Cop cuties, cute, and on duty. Cop cuties, cute, and on duty."
The cops looked at the three on stage with laughter from not seeing anything like this and butcher just looked at the three thile their all pure idiots.
Venom: "I've got my own cuffs. Let me lock you up. I've got my cuffs. Let me lock you up. I've got my own cuffs, let me lock you up" venom said as he glanced at Sophia slightly (oop-). Sophia noticed his glance and looked away with a slight blush on her face, slightly flustered. The cops were over there still laughing their butts off and butcher is still going all "why am I here with these idiots" of a look
Sophia: "they're made of pink fluff, Let me lock you up" Sophia said with a slight smirk back at venom. The cops got up and walked up to the group on stage as a bar worker decided to close up the stage curtains in front of the group for the night.
All 3: "arrest me but make it sexy. Arrest me but make it sexy, yeah" (🎶)
The group ended with the curtains closing on them. the female cops repeating the lyrics "arrest me but make it sexy" and slantly looked at the male officer, who wants side eyeing her a bit. The woman cop chuckled and shrugged "what? It's catchy". The 3 got off the stage and were immediately greeted by the two cops. "Let me guess we're arrested? Because if you are you better make it sexy" Sophia said with two awkward finger guns at them as she referenced the song. The male cop glances before chuckling "naw we're just here to say that you kids did a good job to make me and my right hand officer laugh that good after a long while! Well anyway you guys have a good night and make sure each of you guys get home safe" the officer said before walking off with the other cop close behind. The three chucked that they actually got away with it. They all sat back down on the booth with butcher and continued to drink for the rest of the evening.
(Alr that's chapter 13 were doing good chat it's hella awesome and I'm gonna make the next chapter about butcher driving everyone back to their houses, poor butcher, and until then hole you all have a great time
Byyeeee)
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