(this is for a friend but you can replace it with y/n if ya want)
you're a new worker to butcher Wally's butcher shop. while you were trying to figure out the ways around the place and how everything works, you get a suspension that the meat that bu...
(this is literally butcher and our drunk group bc now we have to get EVERYONE'S DRUNK ASSES back home so that's what this chapter is about ☺️)
The group continued to drink until some of them were too wonky to talk much ... Well except for Sophia. "You know have i ever talked about my theories about anything?" Sophia mumbles as she is stuck leaning back against her chair, looking at the ceiling. "Oooh please tell me I'm all ears!" Panda said as her head was on the table, sounding like a cat in catnip, and was only able to use an arm with her bits of drunk strength left. Venom was leaning against Sophia all clingy like a cat that is also on catnip "I like this. I don't wanna move!" He said as he held onto Sophia more. Butcher groaned in annoyance, even tho he's not drunk like those 3, he is still annoyed as hell. "Won't you all shut up!? I don't want to hear anything from any of you all!" Butcher groaned, which woke vinn back up from his nap to the loud noise of bucher. "Wha- huh?? What the hell am I doing here!? I wanna go hoooome!!" Vinn whined, still being whiny and drunk off his head. Butcher patted Vinn's head to ease him down a bit in a hushed tone "don't worry we might as well go home now since all of you are drunk off your asses" butcher said as he glanced at Sophia, panda and venom. Vinn nodded slightly as he slowly laid back on butcher's chest. Butcher smiles slightly at how cute vinn looks sleeping in him before shaking his head, remembering that he has a few drunk people to take back home. Butcher sighed as he looked at the 3 "alright you guys that's enough drinks! We're going home now!" But her said with a stern, serious tone. The 3 looked at butcher and all groaned "oh come on we're comfy here!!" Sophia groans as panda and venom both nodded in agreement. Butcher rolls his eyes in annoyance "I don't care if you guys are comfy or not. Y'all did karaoke, grab another person for your little friend group" he gestures at panda "sang a random ass song about cops TO the actual cops and you all got drunk off y'all's asses so it should be a good time to get out of here before one of you guys decide to pull a bar fight" butcher said as he side eyes Sophia and venom (bombastic side eye 👀), knowing that they been into bar fight enough for butcher to drag them out of it. "So you all shut the fuck up and get in the car!" Butcher said as he walked off with vinn only to Walk back in and held his hand out at Sophia. "Sophia may I please have your keys to your car" butcher said with slight politeness but mostly annoyed. (yeah took you a minute to realize it was her car did ya? 🧐) "yeah yeah fine here" Sophia chuckles as she hand butcher her car keys that has mini colorful, clear key chain figures.
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(Something like these I'll redraw what I had in mind later 🤷🏾♀️)
"Alright now we go to the car" Butcher said as he takes the keys and walks back to Sophia's car with vinn on his chest and everyone else behind him. "So panda did you drive here or something?" Butcher curiously asked panda, which she returned with a shrug. "Naw I pretty much walked here since I lived somewhere around here so you can probably drop me off at my house or something" panda said as she got in the car with everyone else. Butcher gave her a simple nod and put Vinn in the passenger seat (like the passenger prince he is) before he started the car and drove out of the club and to panda's house with the address she gave him. Once butcher got to panda's house, he helped her get inside safe. (very caring and a gentleman. Very demure 😎👌🏾) Butcher gets back in the car to drop off Sophia and venom bc 1. that he definitely doesn't want to go to venom's house 2. He knows that both Sophia and venom don't care which one of their houses they stay at since they're like each other's roommates and 3. He doesn't give a FLYING FUCK! (Like seriously he doesn't and yet might never give a fuck) Butcher drives off to Sophia's house, dragged both Sophia and venom out of the car into Sophia's house. Once butcher opened the door, it alerted scuttle and barbossa (killer birds activated) and before butcher could look around where to drop the two off, he was ambushed by the two birds, tackling his face and screeching to the top of their bird lungs (like a school fire alarm). Butcher screamed in slight shock as he gets attacked by Sophia's birds (Get bird brained bi-)"AAH what the fuck is with these birds dear God!!" He said as he throws his arms around to get the birds away from him because he knows that Sophia did once mentioned "don't let them near your neck if they're not used to you" but he never knew why though, but he sure does now. Sophia looks up from the floor with a chuckle "SCUTTLE! BARBOSSA! False the alarm and report front to center!" Sophia shouted to get the birds attention. The birds left butcher alone to go to her, barbossa sits on Sophia's chest and scuttle sat on venom's chest as well with both of them cuddling our faces (aww ain't that cute). "How the hell did I get scared like that but two fucking birds!?" Butcher said in between heavy pants, and his hair very messed up, from being traumatized by birds. Sophia chuckles and manages to flip on the couch, face first, and barbossa sits on her head while glaring at him
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(like that chicken from despicable me 2 👆🏾)
"Well all I can say is that... You just scared them" Sophia said with a chuckle as venom joined her on the couch. "Yeah butcher you shouldn't scare the birds like that" venom said with a grin as he scratched scuttle's head. Butcher looks at the two of them in disbelief that they're actually gonna let this go "bullshit! You know what I'm out of here! You two bird menace lovers get good sleep we have work tomorrow!" Butcher said as he put Sophia's keys on her kitchen counter and quickly got out of the house, fixed his hair, looked at vinn sleeping in the car still and sighed that he didn't exactly think this last part through (yk since she's drunk she can't drive so butcher had to drive and the fact that the car is Sophia's then he pretty much had to leave it at her house). Butcher grabbed the sleepy vinn out of the car, In bridal style, and walked back to his place since his house wasn't far from Sophia's and the fact that vinn is very light made it better so butcher wasn't bothered by it.
When Butcher made it to his house while carrying vinn, he walked to his room and laid him down under his bed sheets with a smile on his face, finding vinn adorable when he slept. Butcher gives vinn a kiss on his cheek before he gets in his closet to change into a white tank top and a comfy pair of grey sweatpants before he gets into bed beside vinn. Butcher rolls on his side to look at vinn sleeping for a little longer before kissing his forehead and falls asleep himself with his arm around vinn protectively as they sleep the night away for tomorrow. (chat is this or is this really demure bc it is to me!)
(Alright I'm cooking once more chat. In the next chapter I will make it focus on the main plot that I was going to in the beginning and now since we have more characters and a new character coming in then this'll be a little more interesting than what I had thought of in the beginning and have it get vinn and butcher more closer than before. So yeah that's what's gonna happen and as always
