Author's Note-
Hello to anyone stupid enough to actually read this tragedy. Uh so where to start. Basically we were suppposed to be planning an essay in my english class and my and Kamila were in a silly goofy mood and mine somehow became a fanfic. It started as a joke but uh being the fanfic writing and incredibly sad human I am I have decided to Curse the world with this fanfic. So credits to homegirl Kamila 15cm to my left for helping with ideas and for helping to create this terrible terrible fic and thanks to Chey aswell. This really REALLY did not need to exist in the world but oh well it does now. My mother is not proud of me for this, no one is and honestly no one should be for this cause what the hell have I created. Finally, Im sorry world and anyone one who reads this and I pray to god this never gets back to Mr. Squishy. Enjoy? If you can and good luck I'll pray for your sanity. Alos thanks ot my bestie boo Moo Moo for being on call with me while I wrote this disaster <3 (P.S. This fic was not written to be grammatically correct, so please excuse any grammar mistakes and incorrect spellings. Also it was clearly not written to be a beautiful piece of writing so obviously writing wise it kinda sucks but who didn't expect that?)
A DESERT PLACE,THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Enter three Witches
'Heyyyyyy witches!' The first witch greets walking into the clearing smiling widely. The other two who were already there turn smiling widely upon her arrival.
'Witch!' The second says excitedly, 'Soooo now that were all here whats's the plan? When are we hooking up next?'
'Hmmm,' the third says rubbing her chin, 'Upon the heath!' She exclaims excitedly,
'Oh my ghoul girl yas!' The second witch says amazed by the idea,
'Wait, wait, wait witches listen to this,' the first witch says excitedly, 'that's where we should meet with Macbeth!' she says proud of her idea.
'Yas witch slay!' 'Pop off queen amazing idea!' The other two cheer for their sister's amazing idea.
'Oki now we gotta jet honey's, Hecate's having a witches night at hers and the wind currents are high so it'll take longer then usual taking the west wind.' The second witch puts her hands on her hips as the other two nod in agreement before all three disappear into the night...
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A HEATH NEAR FORRES, THUNDER
Enter the Three Witches
'Yo sister's, where were you! You missed the full moon party Hecate was throwning!' The third witch asked confused as she entered,
'Sorry sis, I was out killing some swine and her over there was messing with a sailor,' the second witch shruged pointing at the other witch,
'Watcha do to the sailor?' The third witch asked, her brow raised crossing her arms.
'Oh you know the norm, I was messing up his sleep,' she laughs wickedly, 'Now when's himself gonna show?'
The second witch shrugs, 'Should be soon, but you know how men are,' she rolls her eyes.
Just then the sound of footsteps can be heard coming closer.
'Speak of the devil, here he comes now,' the third witch spoke as Macbeth came into the clearing.
'Ummmm, hello?' he said confused looking around at the three.
'Yo bro,' the first witch smiles,
'Macbeth my man,' the third witch says enthusiastically thumping him on the back.
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RandomMacbeth but with alottttttt of twists. So uh, bro I don't even know to be honest. This fic is a burden to humanity. So Um, its kinda the story line of the actual play Macbeth, but very different. Theres a lesbian love traiangle and a gay love traian...