a band kids diary

i hate band

i thought it would be fun. this shit is fucking stressful. especially if you have asthma and youre kinda chubby, youre cooked. and i play flute. yay me.

everyone here is lowkey a dick. especially the baritones. like theres this kid douglass who keeps looking at my ass when we're doing conditioning. and he stares at my tits during jumping jacks. and dont get me started on the lesbians getting off in the bathrooms on our 5 minute water breaks.

theres this girl whos pretty chill tho. her name's aubrey. shes pan but i dont really care anymore. shes the only gay person i can stand. she plays flute too. im a junior and shes a senior so she mostly yaps a lot about colleges and moving out and shit. ill update this later

9/6/24
nvm omgomgomgomg!!!! we're having a sleepover. i mean i shouldnt be that excited over sleeping at a gay kids house because what if she likes me or something. totally gross. im a strong christian and god would send me to hell if i liked her