Learning To Drive

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Jin: "I will not get in that car!"
Driver: "Why not?"
Jin: "It's not pink!"
Driver:...*Faceplams*

Jhope: *Pretending to play Bumper Car*
"This is fun, Yay!"
Driver:"AHHHHHH ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!"

V:*Gets in his "car"*
Driver:"What the heck is this thing it's not a car!"
V:"Of course not, it's my UFO (Unidentified Fly Object), now get in!"
Driver:..Uh huh..Wait right here..
*runs back inside and calls the Government* Yes there's an Alien here with his "Spaceship".

Suga: "Ok I'll be in the back seat while you're driving."
Driver:"Why sir?."
Suga:"So I can sleep!"
Driver:"but.... but...you're learning how to drive not sleep!
Suga:"Sleep come first!"
Driver:I don't even know why you are here...
Suga: "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!"
*Kicks Driver in the area*

Ji Min:"Like my car?"
Driver:"it's alright"
Ji Min:"It's cool, I'm going to get alot of ladies with this baby and JungKookie!!!"
Driver:"OK let's start"
Ji Min:*Starts car and crashes into 2cars, 3poles, 17cones*
*gets out of car*
"NOOOO MY CAR, NOOOO MY JUNGKOOKIE!!!"

Jungkook:"I'm here for the test drive"
Driver:"How old are you?"
Jungkook:"18"
Driver:"Right....(He looks way younger then his age)..where is your car?
Jungkook:"Right there"
*Points at car with plastic wheels*
Driver:"That's for babies!"
Jungkook: "All the noonas thinks it's cute..~T_T~."

Rap Monster:"OK I'm ready"
Driver:"OK"
Rap Monster:*Gets in the car, breaks car's Door and wheel and car explodes*
/In hospital/
Rap Monster:"oops, don't worry Suga hyung will fix my car like he always Dose with other things I break"
Suga: "No I won't."
*Pushes Rap Monster off the bed and goes to sleep*
Driver: "I hate my job"...

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