A Replacement//Murder Drones x OC

Chap. 4: Pilot

Alright. Just a normal day. I went hunting for a while, trying to get oil so I don't die. I terrorized and killed a few workers, nothing new. But for some reason... I feel bad... I didn't feel as intimidating as I used to... It's whatever! It'll wear off anyways! ...right?

Anyways, I was starting to fly back to the spire. Knowing N, he'd probably be there. Not that I'm complaining. More social interaction for me.

Sooner or later, I got back. I fell to the ground with a thud because I was too lazy to try to land normally. I ended up shutting down and starting back up. I looked around. There was some abnormal damage. Eh. Probably J going haywire again. Oh, how I would've died to see that.

I jumped onto the landing pod, trying to balance on one foot like usual. I lost balance, causing me to fall inside. And guess what I did? Jab my leg with my tail.

"Dang it, N! I told you to keep the doors close- OW!" I hissed in pain as I pulled my tail from my leg slowly.

"Oh! '2! Are you okay?!" N asked worriedly.

I finally pulled the needle out, throwing it as far as I could. "I'm fine... KEEP THE DOOR SHUT!"

N only looked down with a sad look. And then I saw something purple in the corner of my eye. "Who's that?"

I fully looked over and saw... a WORKER DRONE?!

"N, look! A worker!" I shouted. (BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN- I'll stop)

"That's just Uzi!" N said with a smile.

"A gun?" I asked.

"I'm a drone, moron." 'Uzi' said.

Wow. Rude.

"Another word and I'll be tearing you up so badly that the only way you'll be identified is through a shredded piece of your shir-"

"Stop! Uzi is a new member of our squad!" N said.

Oh, this guy needs help. I saw that one of his systems were offline.

"Okay, what happened here..." I asked impatiently.

"I was just telling Uzi about you and the others! So far, I got to J." N said.

"It was a quick description." Uzi said.

"Anyways, Uzi, this is N2. She was originally sent here to replace me but now we're pretty much best friends!" N said.

"Thickest of thieves." I said. "Warning: Break his heart, I break your face. Trust me, when he's sad, everyone's sad."

"Okay." Uzi said.

Then there was a thunk on the roof.

"Oh, that's them! Trust me, you'll lo-" N started but saw Uzi wasn't there anymore.

"Idiots, get out here!" We heard J shout from outside.

Uh oh...

We quickly went outside to see J standing angrily.

"Hey, there's a worker out there that I really wanna try making balloon animal shapes with!" V said as she appeared.

"Looks like synergistic liability and his sidekick, captain 2G, here knocked themselves offline." J said before smacking us both across the face, causing us to restart.

"Hello? Moron bots?" J snapped her fingers in front of our faces as we started back up again. "You have some explaining to do."

N looked around, soon seeming to realize something.