Mayoriage

What Salt tastes like

What is this feeling?

Is this an emotion I haven't felt before?

Actually it's wet and warm..

What sort of emotion is wet and warm?

Hold on,

....

This isn't an emotion, what am I thinking!

It's something happening to physical me rather than mental me.

Come on Pepper you can come to your senses!

Overcome the effects of this medical slumber!

My eyelids crack open to the light,

Hisssssssss! I feel like a vampire trying to evade the burning glare piercing onto the surface of my eyes.

Hold on someone is blocking out the light

I feel piece of string? No, a lanyard laying on my neck (which is probably rolled over into a double chin)

I come to my senses

And...

.....

!!!!

OMG SOMEONE IS KISSING ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS AND NOW I AM JUST STARING AT THEM BLANKLY WHAT DO I DO??

When he notices my panic he jumps back and tears roll down his fair cheeks.

Hold on Pepper take a step back you can't be falling for this guy right now he's crying!

"A kiss of true love" he whispers.

At this moment I realize I am just staring at him with a gaping jaw.

Real smooth Pepper...

Real smooth.

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