Icarly: Reboot (Carly Shay x Male OC)

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The group all sat around Spencer's apartment waiting for something to start as they ate some food that was left on the table. Freddie was patting the back of the couch impatiently as he waited while Spencer looked down at some note cards standing in a corner.

"Hey, Spence, are we supposed to be doing something while you talk to that corner?" Freddie asked

"Sorry, I just gotta get this speech right." Spencer said turning around. "You guys are my last rehearsal before my dress rehearsal before my final dress rehearsal before my opening."

"Weird, I thought there would be an opening rehearsal." Tommy joked. "Hurry up man, I gotta an interview for a new roommate."

"You're getting a roommate?" Freddie asked as Tommy just turned and nodded "Why didn't you ask me to be your roommate?" He asked almost offended

"Because you have a daughter that basically wants to ruin people, I'd only really have two rooms... and I need someone with money" Tommy said cringing on the last part as Freddy just looked at him upset "No offense."

"None taken." Freddy still giving him the same look clearly offended.

"Yeah.... So help yourself to the sumptuous feast I painstakingly prepared." Spencer said.

"You put out old takeout boxes from last week." Carly said walking to the couch.

"And you didn't even put out silverware." Harper added.

"Okay, before I reveal the centerpiece of my upcoming exhibition, I'd like to recite a short poem." Spencer said

Before he could even begin, Harper began laughing out loud at the ridiculousness of how he was starting his speech "What is this, a TED Talk?" She said "I'm just joking. I know it's not. Ted was a friend of the family."

Spencer then cleared his throat and began reading from his notecards "What is a feeling? How does one define a rainbow? If a bamboo breaks..."

Spencer was once again interrupted by Freddie, laughing too, this time looking at his phone "Oh, sorry, Spencer. Hold on. I love this squirrel getting a manicure meme." Freddie said as he showed Harper, Tommy and Carly, who were leaning into look at the meme. "It says so much without saying anything."

"Mm. I'm saying something. I used to find that funny, but now I follow a number of squirrel accounts that found the nail polish color highly problematic." Harper said

"Okay, let's give Spencer the attention he deserves." Carly said standing up with her plate of food.

"Thank you." Spencer said as Harper stood up holding her phone. "Harper, would you do me the honor of capturing the unveiling to show my future children, Banksy and Basquiat?" He said as Harper got her camera ready. "I'm assuming they'll be artists, but if not, they'll be very cool accountants... May I present..." Spencer said removing the cloth on his sculpture "'Soliloquies In Time'."

Just as the sculpture was revealed, Carlie then spat out her leftover meatballs, not liking how they tasted with Harper snapping a photo and laughing at the image she captured. "This needs to be in the Guggenheim."

"But not in the bathroom this time!" Spencer exclaimed "Fool me once."

"No, not your sculpture. This pic I just took of Carly spitting out your nasty leftover meatballs." Harper said laughing. "You have to post this." Harper said to Carly "I'm PearDropping it now."

Carly's phone went off as she took it out and saw the photo laughing and pointing at it. "Oh, my God. This is good."

"Hey lemme see." Tommy requested as Carly PearDropped him the pic and he even began laughing a bit showing it to Freddie. "How should I caption it? "When your leftovers should have just been left"." She said laughing at her own joke as everyone just stared at her. "You guys get it? 'Cause, like, left and left." She said trying to explain the joke.