Who Done It?: A Murder Investigation

The Crime Has Been Solved

Now, to truly understand what happened, we must travel back to when Jenny first entered the bathroom.

Jenny REALLY had to go, so she twinkled her skinny little ass to the bathroom, forgetting to lock the door in such a hurry. She stood right in front of the toilet, but before she could even get her pants down, her narcolepsy kicked her to sleepy land. She remained sleeping until Tom went into the pantry to grab some potatoes, allowing Greg to use the restroom.

Now, Greg, being blind and all, rushed into the bathroom with his arms raised in front of him (like the scooby-doo run). He got right up to the toilet and just as was about to pull his pants down, his hand hit something... someone was on the toilet. In a blind panic (pun intended) he said, "Aw fuck naw!" and pulled out his revolver, shooting that narcoleptic bitch right between her eyeballs (he has impeccable aim). Then he pushed her the fuck off and took a piss. 

So, who done it? Greg done it.