total drama asscrack

fan animations | chapter two

total drama fuckers

duncan: hey guys im at work and guess who i saw!

noah: i don't wanna be rude duncan but i'm trying to find who asked 

duncan: 😐

noah: actually, purely out of spite, i don't care. whoever they are is not significant to me. i couldn't care less about what they are wearing. they can wear what they want without judgement from the group chat. 

duncan: anyway i saw gwen and shes wearing pastel colours

courtney: what in the world are you doing with gwen?

gwen: chill i was just on my way to chipotle it passed duncans work

gwen: those bowls 🤤 

justin: trents cock 🤤 i mean WHO SAID TAHT

noah: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

trent: okay buddy pack it up.

gwen: put the fries in the bag bro.

noah: don't even touch my fries gwen.

gwen: damn bro okay

cody: why are you wearing pastel colours anyway

gwen: just felt like it

noah: ohmigosh youre so pastel goth core!🩷

justin: the switch up

cody: noah's been a downright cutie patootie for the last four days.

duncan: why are you narrating

cody: it's become a bit of an issue for me, i'm not used to this new personality of his, but he' my boyfriend and the love of my life, i'll always support him. 

noah: 💜🥰😍💫🌈

duncan: answer my question poo gwen

gwen: bro im wearing pink earrings is that not okay