total drama fuckers
chris 🔹: welcome back losers
chris 🔹: here we go again
gwen: oh so we're here now
courtney: change of scenery but it will do
noah: you cannot be serious right now! 🍡🍬🌸 i was just settling in! 😍
lindsay: ohmigosh noah you are so bubblegum cutesy core! 🌷🩷
noah: yes linds!💞💓
leshawna: who is this DIVA omg 💜
duncan: can i just say something
noah: you may not 🧚♀️ ✨
courtney: at least he asked!
noah: it's probably gonna be something really weird
cody: bro whats with the emojis 😭
noah: don't know! 🤑🌷✨🧚♀️
heather: what the fuck.
*heather left the chat*
*cody added heather*
*heather left the chat*
*cody added heather*
heather: so we have 2 chats now
gwen: well technically it's the same one we're just in a different book
heather: did i ask?
noah: wow the 4 year olds on roblox really pulled you through with that one heath. big shoutout to them honestly.
heather: i don't remember asking.
bridgette: omg
geoff: lmao
duncan: luh mao 😛😛
alejandro: mfs will say the deepest shit and say lmao afterwards to lighten the mood
alejandro: "my uncle got his foot bitten off by a bear when he was hiking last year lmao"
cody: lMaO✨
noah: cody stop it's painful
gwen: taking us back to 2020 with this one gang
duncan: me when i accidentally type "yesh" instead of "yeah" so i look like a fucking 2020 eboy on discord
noah: benji krol
harold: do NOT play w my boy benji okay
gwen: ughhhh strawberry cow...
cody: My👨 name is 🙈 COCK-X 🍆🐓 and 👏👏 I 💘 have 👏 AIDS. My daddy's dick 🍆🍆 was 😨😣 ️️ MARGINALIZED and 👏💩 he couldn't prevent me from being 📈🙆 born 👶👶 with 🐝😅 this ⬆👎 fucked up ❤ disease 😷🤢 . It ☠ has been a 🔵 struggle to adapt in 😻 this world 🌐 , but 🍑😅 I 🏿💡 like ♂➡ to 💩 think I've made it. 🤷📣 Please send 📧📲 this 😀⏪ to 💦 10 💯🔟 of 📀 your most marginalized friends 👭 or 🚫 else Daddy 👱 won't be able 💪 to survive 🙏🏼 another 🚪 night 🌚🌚 in 🍑 the 🌀 hospital. 🏥 If 👏 you 👈👉 get 5 back, you're 🙄🖌 an 👹👏 average 👅😂 marginalized person. 🚫 If you get 10 😰 back, 🔙 you 👈😰 are 👏🐙 well on 👉 your way ↕↕ to 🏾 becoming a ➡ rockstar of 🌈🎭 the 😂 marginalized community!
harold: i am NOT sharing that
justin: i am.
noah: cody why.
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total drama asscrack
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