The Interdimensional Household (Wally AUs)

[𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚] 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

Felt lazy, but wanted to post sth. So I'm re-uploading these Headcanons that I previously posted in my other book for Welcome Home, lol. Since these fit the concept of this story specifically and are a fun little addition to it, I figured why tf not? Please enjoy!

(The next chapter will be pumpkin themed, hopefully I will be able to finish it in time for Halloween-)

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1) The environment of the Interdimensional Household is a little unstable, since it doesn't technically exist in any universe, so bedrooms appear and disappear as needed and sometimes the layout of the places changes. The place also has subtle liminal vibes. But only subtly-
(Also: The household reacts to the name 'House' and can be interacted with much like 'Home'. It even talks in the same manner.)

2) Once, Priest forgot his religious purpose salt in the kitchen. Then Butcher came in and made dinner. He saw the salt and thought it was normal salt for cooking. Welp, they had Holy Fries that evening.

3) Eventually Priest started looking for his salt, of course. Mind you, it was still the same evening and Butch was still cooking. At some point Priest came into the kitchen and asked him if he had seen his holy salt, describing the container to him. Butch kinda deadpanned and held up the empty container, going "You mean this salt?". Priest's jaw practically bodyslammed the floor, when he discovered all the salt was already on the fries. He was utterly speechless. Butch on the other hand, couldn't stop laughing about having accidentally used it. He tried to apoloogize to Priest, but the poor dude had trouble just comprehending the situation alone.

4) Butch's laughter attracted the attention of Reboot, who came to see what happened. He soon joined Butch's laughter. The idea of Holy Fries was just too ridiculous for him. During dinner the two kept joking back and forth how "Fries were the godly shape of all potatoes" and "their taste is just heavenly" and used all sorts of religious puns. Much to. Priest's dismay.

5) When Actor first met Watcher and he learned that he was even taller than RF he asked for his number first thing. Then proceeded to call Watcher, who was standing right in front of him. Upon Watcher's confused question about why he was calling him, Actor replied: "I'm not shouting that distance-"

6) Each Wally has his own special mug at this interdimensional household. They brought them there themselves. Most of them are silly mugs.
RF's for example says "World's Okayest Boss". Gray's cup has a cute rainbow on it, ironically. It once was colorful, but isn't anymore for obvious reasons.

7) They also have funky cooking aprons there. A pink and frilly one. One that says "Respectfully, fuck off". The classic "Kiss the Cook" apron. An apron that looks like it has a pattern on it, but when you look closely, the pattern is actually tiny letters spelling "I'm Gay". Oh! And there's a white apron that everyone drew a little thing on with textile markers to make it a unique piece of art.

8) When Gray's Home took his colors, he lost his ability to eat with his eyes. (I think this is canon to the AU) He had to relearn how to eat and drink normally, which was very difficult for him to do. RF, being the endlessly patient dad he is for Gray, helped him immensely with that, reassuring him that it wasn't embarrassing at all.

9) Gray gets cold easily. Better keep the bean warm and cozy at all times.

10) RF is such a big workaholic, that he brings his laptop to this interdimensional household, just so he can keep working. Writing mails, skimming documents, signing reports and shifting schedules, you name it- This man never takes a break.

11) Except for Gray. No matter what Gray needs, RF will instantly drop whatever he's doing for him.

12) Lovesick's illness isn't all about being obsessed with you. It's physical too and the symptoms (besides the glaringly obvious ones) are similar to those of a flu and stomach flu.

13) Every now and then his illness will flare up and Lovesick will find himself bed-ridden. Oh where's his darling to nurse him back to health?

14) Opposite is known for arguing with everyone at any given moment. But when he turns all quiet, doesn't argue anymore and withdraws himself from the main picture, is when you should pay close attention to him. Cause that's the moments when he really feels awful. Either mentally or when he's sick, both situations apply to this behavior.

15) He might be a little brat and will vehemently deny it on a good day, but even Opposite needs some tlc and attention. When no one else is around, he will come to you on his own terms and get the attention he needs. Either in the form of a hug or doing something with you like crafts or whatever hobby you have. ^^