this is sigma house! meet the cast!
MX. SIGMA
"HIII EVERYONE! the name's Sigma! Mx. Sigma! I'm kinda the leader of this whole place, being the boss AND the 'mother-in-a-non-female-sense' of my lovely creatures who I oh so adore! Well, one of them I didn't adopt but I still adore every single one of them!"
[ They/She/It | they're pretty chill most of the time, can be serious when she needs to be | do not ever say the word Skibidi around them ok it brings back painful memories! dont ask about Mx Skibidi! | It doesn't actually smoke that's just some sort of "candy cigar" (pro tip: dont ask where the smoke comes from!) | adores her creatures that she adopted | Not into romance ]
GOOF
"is it already my turn to introduce myself?? uhm- ok,,hi! my name is goof! and uhm,,,uhh,,i dont really know what i am,,,but that's why im labeled as 'creature'! uh,"
[ He/They | afraid of a good majority of people | has reading glasses, but he doesn't read much, they're more of an audio-book guy | doesn't like wearing hats | Sigma's right hand creature (she still loves them all equally, it's just that Goof tends to stick by her side most of the time) | really enjoys counting things! is there a specific number of things that should be in a spot but isn't? he'll be the first to know ]
ROOTIN' TOOTIN'
"HOWDY, EVERYONE! I'm Rootin' Tootin' (root for short)! I'm kinda crazy, but I promise I won't blow ya up! I'm SUPER DUPER into western ANYTHING! I've always wanted a horse or a pony of my own!'[ He/It | he and goof are actually biological brothers, the rest of the sigma creatures (aside from Color D Void) are their adoptive siblings | a spider like creature | looks up to a certain dragon (another YAFA character :3) | Gets up to a lot of mischief, one time it made several burnt toasts and hid them around the van, some say there are still burnt toasts that they have yet to find ]
LAMP
"Uhm, Hi. I'm Lamp. uhm. I'm kind of the only sensible one. uhh, that's about it."
[ They/It | the only smart one | does stargazing sometimes | may not show it, but they do enjoy the time they spend with a certain square | Do not let it near Color D Void | keep the lightbulb on! keep the lightbulb alive! | when they go to sleep they turn the light off, but if the lightbulb dies then! uhm! uh oh! ]
MIMI
"WHATS UP FUCKERS ITS ME MIMI THE BEAUTIFUL OF THEM ALL YEAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOO YEAAAA *GLASS SHATTERING SOUND* MY BAD"
[ She/He | Can write cursive, but doesn't do so because "it's just too annoying" | enjoys lightning and scented stickers | believes that 2 + 2 is 19, how? she claims that "if she says, they'll release a patch that executes anyone who doesn't say the answer is 4" | throws rocks at trees, dont ask how she does without hands ]
COLOR D VOID
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[ Any Pronouns, They/Them preferred | Are they even there most of the time? | Didn't want to be adopted, just wanted to hang out and live with the sigma club | They're more closer to Mimi than anyone else | DON'T LET THEM NEAR LAMP | DON'T LET LAMP NEAR THEM | Mimi claims they can speak, it is unknown if she was telling the truth or if it's something he just dreamed ]
That's all of them! Enjoy your stay at Sigma House!