I was watching dance moms, like I usually do during a weekend night, when all of a sudden one of the moms said to Abby Lee Miller, "STOP EATING, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FAT!". I get a tingle down my spine and into my hole. Fuck. I really, REALLY can't be doing this right now. It's the middle of November and me and my boyfriend, Alex, decided to not fuck for at least a month to prove to ourselves that we can handle not fucking for a whole month. I failed on the first day. I can't fucking HANDLE not cumming for a day, let alone a week, but I thought of the first cum as a "birthday miracle" for me since the first of November was my birthday, and I really wanted to try this thing out with Alex, but all is going to be ruined tonight. I get the "urge", and go into the kitchen. I grab a big, big, BIG carrot from the fridge and ponder whether I should really be doing this right now. My boyfriend, Alex, was gonna use for cooking when he got home from work, but I really don't care at this point. My hole was aching and throbbing with anticipation at this point. I close the fridge and make my way over to the couch where I was watching Dance Moms on, and turned the TV to some soothing music, so that my hole doesn't fucking stress and rip in half when I try to put it in later. I grab one of the textured condoms from the dresser we have by the TV. Me and my boyfriend got for "special nights". I love creampies, don't get me wrong, but sometimes, I just need some extra spice in my life. Or less cum in my fucking ass. I rip that shit out of it's packaging and stretch it on real good. Fuckk. This shit has ridges and bumps, and the last time me and Alex used it, I came so fucking hard. Like, that shit was squirting out of my dick like crazy. It's THAT good. Then, I grab the bottle of lube under the couch and squirt a shit ton on the carrot, don't ask why I keep a bottle of lube there. I squirt some on my finger and massage the outside of my hole, and stick a finger in. I moan quietly as I slowly go in and out, making sure that I'm loose enough to insert the carrot in. I add another finger and a small gasp comes out of my mouth. What the fuck. If I'm moaning like a fucking slut for TWO FINGERS, might as well just throw the whole carrot idea away. Anyways, I spread my legs and start fingering myself faster, and faster. At this point, I'm fucking leaking like crazy, and the precum on the top of my dick had turned into a pool onto my stomach. I spread my fingers apart, stretching my hole wide and feeling the elastic muscles of my hole go to waste. I grab the lubed-up carrot and stick the more narrow part in first. I slowly shove it in further inside me, filling me up nicely. I'm moaning pretty fucking loud at this point, and I'm pretty sure my neighbours could hear me, but I really don't give a fuck at this point. As I got closer to the thicker end, I really realised that this carrot was REALLY fucking big. Like, 10 or 11 inches, but I can handle that shit easily. I was a fucking slut back when I had just turned 18. My horny ass went onto Grindr and fucked every guy in my area, and even did a couple threesomes where they shoved both of their dicks in me. I actually met Alex through Grindr, and he was such a good fuck, we decided to meet up multiple times, and we had so much in common, we just started dating. Back to the carrot, I was 9 or 10 inches in already, and I was in fucking bliss. This shit felt so good, I was shoving a pillow into my face, salivating and moaning with every inch of the carrot inside me. After a little bit of fighting with my hole, i had finally taken the whole carrot, and I basically had lost consciousness at that point. My boyfriend was big, for sure, but the thickness of this carrot made me want to cum right there and then. After relaxing for a bit with the carrot still inside me, I start slowly shoving it back and forth into me. Oh my fucking god, This shit was amazing. I wasn't even stroking my dick, but I somehow came hands-free, spurting cum all over my stomach and face. SO much for No Nut November, but I wasn't done there. I started shoving it faster, and faster, and I was moaning like a fucking bitch in heat. This shit felt so good. I keep playing with it for a while, trying different ways to get it deeper somehow, like riding it, shoving it in there, literally everything you could think of. I was in the middle of strapping it to the couch and trying to doggy-style it there, when I heard the sound of my probably horrified boyfriend speak. "Mat?" Oh yeah, I'm Mat by the way, but what the FUCK is he doing here so early!? I thought he would be gone until morning, but here he was, standing over me while I look like a fucking idiot. "Uhh... Hi baby!"
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No Nut November Night.
HumorMat, short for Mateo, was in the middle of watching the show "Dance Moms", when all of a sudden he gets the "urge" and decides to do something really freaky out of the blue, but little did he know, this would spark a flame in him that he probably wo...