Fucked Them All (Slytherin Boys)

How i fucked Lorenzo Berkshire (p1)

Year 4:
(Y/n and Lorenzo are best mates but things change when it comes to his first time.)

"Enzo?!" I screamed at him for the 19th time to go out to the corridors.

"Okay, okay, I'm coming."

Me and Enzo are going out for a walk in the halls to find anyone who wants to shag him. But obviously we're just gonna say 'date him'.
Enzo's sick and tired of being a virgin and he fucking wants it baddddd.

We went out into the halls and walked past this girl in a violet jumper, black skirt and black tights with black boots.

"He wants your number." I said, pushing him into the girl which made her drop her bag she was carrying.

She bent down to get it and Enzo picked it up for her.
"I am so sor-" he started.

"Well yeah I'll give you my number.." she smiled, looking into his eyes.

"I'm Lorenzo. But you can call me Enzo. Or Enz. Or anything you want really, I don't give a fuck." He was a bit icky but it was fine.

She laughed. "Well Enzo. I'm Lana."

They shook hands and I left them so they could get to know each other.

A few weeks go by and he's dating her. He comes into my dorm with an angry face.
"What is it now Enz?"

"I fucking want this fucking girl to fucking fuck me already!" He yelled. I'm pretty sure the people in Gryffindor common room could hear him.
I sighed and he sat down.

"Basically I told her I just want a bit of fun and don't want our relationship to be serious or anything but she wants that and now, every time I try to do stuff she says no! She's a virgin as well but shit!" H yelled even louder.

"Enzo it's really not a big deal-" I replied to his antagonizing voice.

"And she always talks shit about you and says you're a Slytherin skank who's probably shagged have the guys in the school." Wow. This girl had to go.

"She said what?!" I was pissed off as shit.

"Yeah. I told her you didn't but she just continued being like that."

I was fuming.