Daughter: I don't know... I'll be home about midnight ?
Mom: where are you at?
Daughter: at cory's why?
Mom: ok , love you ! Oh and I found your test this morning... Congrats! I'm so proud of!
Daughter: what ? You're not mad I'm pregnant??
Mom: YOU'RE WHAT ?? ASS HOME NOW !! I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR MATH TEST
