~Handyman bill au~

~Paranoia~

After a while  (about a week) of living with the evil Dorito of gravity falls,things were kind of sorting out between the Pines and Bill. Mabel was leaving him be,Stanley was still having to be held back from Bill (and sometimes the other way around) from time to time,Stanford was isolating himself away from the family,which unfortunately DID stop Bill as he doesn't have the dream powers anymore. That leaves Dipper,and in true Dipper fashion,he was anxious as shit. Anxious about Bill and the axolotl. Is Bill ever going to change? What if the axolotl is evil? What if Bill is lying? His mind raced with questions,and he couldn't find the answers. He tried to wrap his head around it,but it always gave him headaches and/or him chewing his pen so much it exploded in his mouth. He finally decided to consult his twin sister,Mabel. At about 9pm,Dipper was trying to put the peices together,paper balls were scattered across his side of the room and his 'broken pens' box was overflowing with chewed up,leaking pens. Mabel finally asks him about it: "Hey Dipstick,what are you doing? I haven't seen you this paranoid since you had a crush on Wendy!" She says in a slightly surprised tone, "Is everything okay?" "No Mabel,It's not fine! Bill is back and he's living in the mystery shack! And what is this 'axolotl'? Who is that? Are they good? Are they evil? Are they trying to change Bill or are they trying to kill us?!" He says,getting more panicked by each word. "Dipper,Bill doesn't have his powers,remember? I'm sure everything is fine!" She says reassuringly, "But what if Bill is lying to us?! What if this is all just another stupid act?! To manipulate Ford into turning on the portal?!" He says,his words filled with Anxiety and rushed.