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"That is.. not that impressive, Clint." He was trying to show me that he could do a handstand, but instead he flipped over onto his face.
"Alright but you can't do any better." Clint said in a huff as he brushed himself off.
Just as I was going to show him my amazing handstand that would blow him off his feet, Minho came in bursting through the hut's door.
"Dude, you did not just break that door."
Minho, brushed himself off, "I did, anyways we got a new greenie and everyone," I knew where this was going, "and I mean everyone introduced the other greenies, but you."
I did not want to introduce a sweaty scared little boy to a piece of land we made to call home. "Oh come one, I mean like-" I looked over to Clint, "Clint can-"
Clint left before I could say anything.
Minho looked back to the empty door frame and to me several times, "Yeah you're the only one that's here now."
"I don't want to give a tour to some 12 year old boy that is scared and shriveled up from the ride to here-" I paused, before speaking again, "Plus they can figure it out themselves, who cares if they get lost in the maze."
Okay that part sounded really bad. I swear I didn't mean that.
Minho rolled his eyes, "You are a 12 year old boy, and it's a girl this time."
"Yeah but not the scared and shriveled up part-" Well that's new, a girl? "Wait are you for real? Because I know you lie way toomuch for me to comprehend."
"Yes Jeff it's a girl."
Well. I also did not want to introduce a girl to the maze, they'd probably complain about how hot it is and- and probably be really annoying. Yeah no I wanna see what a girl looks like.
Minho glanced to me, squinting his eyes, "Yeah I know you want to see what a girl looks like, hurry your ass up."
"Okay shuck-face I don't want to see what they look like, that makes me sound like I like them, I just want to.. you know size them up-"
Minho rolled his eyes again, "Go."
I left the room, not bothering to open the door, well because there wasn't one. I walked through the glade spotting Newt, Alby, and Nick talking about something.
Nick spoke first, "Jeff, finally, your the tour guide for this month."
I looked over around me, not a girl in my sight, "Yeah, yeah, you know I just came here to see what a girl looks like."
Newt spoke next, "Yeah we know, now can you please just don't act all what do you call it, unhinged like you do around us."
"He's saying we don't know what she'll act like, and how hot-tempered she is." Alby said, "She could have the patience of Gally is what I'm saying."
"WHat- what's wrong with being me?"
Newt pushed me to a direction, where I spotted a figure sitting by a tree, "Yeah just slim it and go give a tour or whatever."
As soon as I got in at least 3ft around the girl, a freaking butterfly flew into my face, and making me yell like a girl- no a very manly yell, around this girl greenie.
She tried not laughing but I could tell she was trying not to burst out laughing which she did when I fell on the ground.
"Dude it's a butterfly."
Not to sound weird or anything, she sounded a lot better then anyone else here.
"Okay well- it flew in my face." I got up brushing off the dirt stuck to my pants, that were relatively new.
I stood up, as the female did as well.
"Your kinda short." She said with a lopsided smile on her face.
'WHAt?! No I'm not, I'm as tall as you, okay maybe not but I just haven't grown yet-"
"Yeah but if you weren't short then I wouldn't be taller then you." Damn this female had a smart mouth, not as smart as mine anyways.
"Okay yeah but, oh my goodness-" I haven't talked to this woman for more then five seconds and she already made me wanna rip my head off, "Sush and let me give you this tour."
"What tour, I can see everything from here."
I glanced back at her, "That's exactly what I said, now suck it for once and let me get this done."
She paused like she was finally going to stop yapping for once, until she spoke again of course, "Well you still haven't told me your name-"
