Stan's POV:
The chaos of lunchtime faded as I trudged through the hallways of South Park Elementary, my mind still buzzing from the irritation of running into Pip earlier. What was it with him coming back to South Park after all these years? He'd strutted back in like he owned the place, and it made me want to punch him in the face.
As I rounded the corner, I spotted Craig and Tweek at their lockers, arguing about something as usual. "I just don't understand why you can't focus!" Tweek exclaimed, his eyes darting nervously around.
"Because you keep freaking out over nothing!" Craig shot back, arms crossed defiantly. "I'm trying to work here, Tweek!"
"Yeah, great teamwork, guys," I mumbled as I passed, rolling my eyes.
The bell rang, and I pushed through the crowded hall, desperate to escape the melodrama. I entered the classroom and quickly scanned for an empty seat, hoping to avoid the whole group project disaster. I spotted Pip sitting in the front row, his posture stiff and annoyed, like he was already bored out of his mind. Just my luck.
"Alright, class!" Mr. Garrison called out, shuffling into the room. "Today, we're starting group projects. I expect you to work together, or you'll end up in detention! Now, I'm going to call out names for partners."
I sat back in my chair, hoping against hope that I wouldn't be paired with Pip. "Please, just let it be anyone but him," I whispered under my breath.
"First up, Stan and—Pip!" Mr. Garrison shouted, his voice echoing through the room.
"Goddammit!" I groaned, slumping back in my chair.
Pip turned to me, a resigned expression on his face. "Just fantastic. Why does it always have to be you?" he huffed, crossing his arms defensively.
"I didn't exactly sign up for this either," I snapped back, trying to hide my frustration.
"Enough whining! Next up, we have Craig and Tweek!" Mr. Garrison continued, clearly enjoying this far too much.
"Great, another couple fighting," I muttered, glancing over at them. Craig looked annoyed, and Tweek was fidgeting like he might explode.
"Now, Kenny and Cartman—"
"Ugh, you can't be serious!" Cartman exclaimed, throwing his hands up. "Do I have to be partnered with the hooded loser?"
"Get over it!" Mr. Garrison shot back, and I couldn't help but snicker.
Pip was leaning back in his chair, looking thoroughly unimpressed. "This is going to be miserable, isn't it?" he muttered, his tone flat.
"Yeah, and it's all your fault," I retorted, crossing my arms defiantly.
He raised an eyebrow. "My fault? You're the one who's been acting like a complete jerk since I got here!"
"Because you came back like you're some hotshot after all these years!" I snapped. "What, did you think we'd all be thrilled to see you?"
"Honestly, I didn't care," he shot back, rolling his eyes. "You're just one of the many annoyances in my life right now."
"Wow, how charming," I said sarcastically, glancing at the other groups around us.
"Alright, class! Enough chatter!" Mr. Garrison barked, making us all jump. "I want you to brainstorm ideas for your projects. You'll have the whole week to work on this, so make it count!"
As the class started to get to work, I shot a glare at Pip. "Let's just get this over with," I said, trying to keep my voice steady.
Pip sighed dramatically. "Fine, what do you propose we do? I suppose you don't have a clue, do you?"
"Actually, I was thinking we could just do the minimum and get through this without killing each other," I said, trying to ignore the way his smugness irked me.
"Minimum is what you excel at, I suppose," he replied, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "But I was hoping for something more... profound."
"Yeah, well, maybe you should try a little less acting like you're better than everyone else," I shot back, trying to mask the frustration bubbling beneath my skin.
"Please," he scoffed, leaning back in his chair. "I'm just here to do the work. You're the one who seems to enjoy being a prick."
"Someone has to keep you in check," I replied, feeling my temper flare.
"Right, because I'm just dying to hear your sage advice," he retorted, eyes rolling again.
As we begrudgingly started sorting through our materials, I could feel the tension rising between us. I couldn't believe how much he'd changed since elementary school—where was the polite, awkward kid I remembered? This new version of Pip was insufferable, and I didn't like it one bit.
"You know, maybe if you didn't show up here acting all high and mighty, we wouldn't be in this mess," I said, trying to keep my voice low.
"Maybe if you weren't such an insufferable loser, I wouldn't want to work with anyone else!" he shot back.
I was about to respond when Mr. Garrison interrupted. "Focus on your projects, or I'll assign you extra homework!"
"Good luck with that," I muttered, rolling my eyes.
Pip huffed beside me. "I can't believe I'm stuck working with you. It's like a punishment."
"Trust me, I'm not thrilled either," I shot back.
As the minutes dragged on, we exchanged snarky comments, trying to drown out the frustration of being stuck together. I caught sight of Craig and Tweek, who were still arguing about something trivial, and I couldn't help but wonder how they managed to keep it together.
"Hey, Stan!" Kenny called from across the room, grinning like he was in on a joke. "How's it going with Pip? Did you two have a romantic moment yet?"
"Shut the hell up, Kenny!" I yelled, my face heating up.
Pip smirked slightly, clearly amused by my embarrassment. "You know, I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than spend more time with you," he said, his tone mocking.
"Fine by me," I muttered, pretending to be engrossed in our project materials.
We sat in tense silence, working half-heartedly while stealing glances at each other. I couldn't help but feel the frustration bubbling inside me—why did he have to be such a pain?
As the bell rang, signaling the end of class, I packed my things quickly, eager to escape the nightmare of working with Pip.
"I'll see you tomorrow, loser," Pip said, standing up and shooting me a look that was somewhere between exasperation and amusement.
"Yeah, can't wait," I replied dryly, wanting nothing more than to be away from him.
As we stepped outside, I could hear the familiar banter of my friends waiting in the courtyard. I spotted Cartman making some obnoxious joke, while Kyle rolled his eyes, clearly annoyed.
"Hey, Stan!" Kyle called, waving me over. "How's it going with your favorite Brit?"
"Shut up, Kyle," I snapped, my irritation flaring up again.
"Can't believe you're stuck with him, man," Kenny said, chuckling. "You must be having a blast!"
"Yeah, a real fucking party," I replied, trying to brush off the laughter.
Pip walked beside me, clearly relishing the chaos around us. "At least this isn't the worst way to spend my time," he said, sounding almost genuine for a second.
"Don't push it," I warned, narrowing my eyes at him.
As we joined the group, the familiar banter resumed, but the tension between me and Pip lingered. I couldn't shake the feeling that things were only going to get more complicated as the week went on.
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Crossing Lines
RomanceStan Marsh thought he had South Park all figured out-same friends, same routines, same annoyances. But when Pip Pirrip, a posh, uptight transfer student from England, returns to town, Stan's world is turned upside down. Pip's polite insults and anno...